For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
A leg up Some of you may know I recently damaged my leg. If you didn’t, you do now. Let’s move on. This week, I had my last doctor’s appointment. She said it was my last, but I’m betting I’ll be in her office again. You see I do stupid things, and she’s the doctor …
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Thinking I’ve concluded that there are two types of people in this world; Those who think like me, and those who probably should, because their lives would be a whole lot better if they did. I’m not saying everything I think is correct. It’s not. Everything I think is warped. We need more warped thinking. …
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Traditionally I... The holiday season is about traditions. One of my traditions is that I never kill my children, pets, or anyone else for that matter, during holiday time. I’m proud to say, up to this point, I have kept this honored tradition alive. Although, I will admit, it’s very early in this season, and …
Something to think about Have you ever thought about your morning coffee? I don’t actually. Mostly because I drink tea in the morning. Coffee is an afternoon pick-me-up. A time to bond with coworkers, complain about what we do, get over-stimulated on caffeine, then go back to our desks and do stuff we hate. Coffee …
Conclusion I’ve come to a conclusion. Actually, I’ve come to a whole bunch of conclusions over the years. Coming to conclusions is kind of what I do. In fact, I was talking to my wife about this whole conclusion thing, just the other day. She, on the other hand, was ignoring me. Which is probably …
Continue reading The Complaint Department Is Located… Well… Everywhere!!!
Technology's gift It is said that: Ignorance can be cured, but Stupidity is forever. Way back when, we were ignorant of how things could be. Counsequently, our lives were hard. Because of this we tried to be smart and create things to make our lives easier, called devices. Once we began to rely on our …
Continue reading Our Bright Future Is Sending Us To The Past!!
Mother Recently, my siblings, and I, moved my mother into a senior living facility. I was very worried. When I was a senior in college, we did nothing but party. My mother may have been a party girl at one time, but these days she lives a more sedate existence. I just didn’t see her …
Sports Talk A friend of mine’s daughter plays college volleyball. You probably don’t care very much. Well, shame on you! College athletics are important. They teach life skills such as; working as a team, sweating in public, the importance of getting other people to pay for your education, and, as in the case of her …
Continue reading In God We Trust! Well, As Long As He Has A Debit Card!!
Older Recently, I celebrated my birthday. I understand most of you don’t celebrate birthdays, because they’re childish. Actually, I agree with you. However, any day which causes friends and family to fight over who’s buying my meals, and especially drinks, is okay with me. Add to the fact that, some folks feel it necessary to …
Welcome Home Recently, my son in college came home for a weekend. He said it was because he missed his family, but I have my doubts. These stem from the fact that when he got home, he went straight to pick up the cat. I considered this a bit odd. Did he miss bleeding that …
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