Cart Wars ep. V The Retire Strike Back

Start with a bad joke I was at the market with my wife the other day and she was picking out some bakery mixes. She sent me to the other end of the aisle to get olive oil. Of course, there was regular, virgin, and extra virgin. I sniggered to myself and called out, “Honey, …

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You Can’t Always Get What You Want, But If You Try Sometimes, You’ll Get Confused!!!

A saying to remember There is this great old saying, “Never Send a Cow To Do An Eagles Job.” I don’t know who said it originally, and I really don’t care. It’s a pretty dumb saying. It might have even been me, one night in my youth when I was blasted out of my gourd. …

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Talk Fast And Never Ever Be Understood!!

A word And now a word from our sponsor. This is a famous line, which has been used since the days of the Pharaohs, to announce that a commercial is coming. Of course, in the days of ancient Egypt it would have been said like this: this: <arm, water, hand> <water, quail chick, quail chick> <arm> <quail chick, quail …

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As If Holiday Shopping Wasn’t Hard Enough!!

Welcome Christmas Fa who foraze Well, the Christmas season is upon us. Now, I know the reason for the season and why we celebrate. Plus, it’s very important to donate to various charities and help at food banks this time of year, but I’m also very greedy. I love to get gifts. Experience has taught …

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It’s Cold, Wet,And Good For You… What More Do You Want??

In this life there are certain things we as humans need: Clean air to breathe, Sparkling water to drink, Wholesome food to eat, and a great mechanic with good prices to keep our cars going. Remember, when I say sparkling water, I mean that it sparkles when the sun hits it as it flows down …

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World Laughter Day EXTRA

A Mr. Ohh’s sideways view EXTRA. Wow people is this ever exciting. Today is world laughter day and I truly feel I’m not doing my share. Earlier I went outside, stood in the yard and threw pies in people’s faces, but the pedestrian community I live in just called the cops. The fine wasn’t too …

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