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Dear friends, I was wondering… No, that’s a bit too formal. How about; Listen up minions I have a command… Nah, this greeting might be offensive to some folks. Let’s try; Howdy folks, I has me a question… Nope, the cowboy thing went out in the nineties. Wow, those writing teachers are correct. The first …
Truth The story you’re about to read is true. The names haven’t been changed because I never knew them in the first place. So how could I have changed them. By sheer luck they may be right. Who knows? But, none of this is important. What’s important is that you’re here for a bit of …
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Cart Wars ep IX The rise of stupid-walker Here’s a question for the ages; If everyone shops for groceries, why am I the only one to notice how stupid it is? I don’t mean that shopping for food in itself is silly. Going to the market is a necessary part of life, like kicking the …
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Do you Care?? I bought a new pair of shoes the other day. But you don’t care. I’m betting none of you out there even give half a fig, that I bought shoes. It’s okay though. My new shoes have absolutely no bearing on your lives. They mean something to me, of course. But frankly, …
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It's all fun... I was listening to streaming audio today and heard something more idiotic than I am. It was an ad for a pharmacy telling us they provide immunization shots. Instead of saying, “Hi folks. We give shots, so come on in, and get one.” They told us a story: Mom is all enthusiastic …
Old Crininals I fully admit I try to get away with as much as I can. However, I don’t consider myself a crook. On the other hand, Bonnie and Clyde were considered heroes by the common man, because they robbed banks which took away people’s houses. Of course, those common folks never saw a bit …
My sister My sister loves to go thrift shopping. Frankly, I don’t see the allure of paying money for someone else’s old clothes. If they didn’t want the crap, why should I? I asked her this a while back, and she regaled me with stories of the bargains she got. I can’t deny this. You …
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Spreading question Here’s a question for the ages; How do you make a peanut butter sandwich? Most people don’t make them right. At this point, another question might be, “Okay, Mr. Ohh!, what’s the right way to make a peanut butter sandwich?” Well, that answer is easy; The way I make it. If you want …
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Boy am I posting a bunch this month. I've been interviewed again. This time it's about laughter at the world. Take a listen or watch. But don't take my watch. I need it Audio link: https://mitzithinkinc.podbean.com/e/lta-laughing-at-yourself-and-the-world-wsg-chris-otcasek YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/hOrdFCw1mnI
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