Social media is truly amazing. I am in awe of the great power it wields. Who’d have thought ten years ago how popular cat videos would be? In the before time, playing games with friends meant actually seeing the friends. If you’re in a tight group of ugly people this could be an issue. Now …
Month: November 2018
Sometimes Things Just Happen
Think about what you do for a second. If you can do it without vomiting, think about your job. I mean, what does your job description say versus what you actually do. Again, please don’t get sick. The thing is, from my observations, what you do has very little to do with your job description. …
Clean Up My E-Mail
Consider the vacuum cleaner. This household device can be quite the enigma. For instance, when it’s broken, things can be extremely annoying. In other words, it really sucks, if the vacuum doesn’t suck. Conversely, if it sucks like it should, then nothing sucks. But it can also suck a lot, if the sucker only sucks …
I Promise To Love And Cherish You, But Not Share My Password!
I was listening to the radio yesterday when a strange article came on, talking about couples sharing each other’s passwords. That, in and of itself, is not terribly noteworthy. I listen to talk radio sometimes, and they are always putting up reports on strange subjects. I want that job. Not the radio job, although being …
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Rock 4 Prez
*SPOILER ALLERT* The following blog post may contain revelations from the movie Jumanji, Welcome To The Jungle You Have Been Warned SPOILER ALERT. Actually, it probably won’t, but how many times does a person get to write ‘spoiler alert’ in all capital letters. I’ve only done it twice in my life, and you just read both of them. …
We’re All Going To Die!! (Unless We’re Not)
Well it’s all over. We are all doomed. It is time to find a large rock and hide under it. Make sure you steal a shopping cart first, though. It comes in very handy for collecting used clothes, canned food, and random body parts while walking the post-apocalyptic streets. Armageddon has finally come. Again! Yes, …
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Made From Scratch
The other day I decided I wanted a slice of apple pie. To those of you who like apple pie, this should not come as a surprise. On the other hand, my wife prefers cherry pie. I’m not saying cherry pie isn’t great as well. I certainly don’t want the Cherry Growers Association to think …
Beware Of Perfect Situations
I am an avid reader. I know some of you may not care, but many of my followers have asked for more information about me. So please consider my first statement a little gift from the generous and benevolent Mr. Ohh!. For those of who don’t need the intimate details of my life and would …
There are things better than Facebook
Oh boy, is Mark Zuckerberg in trouble, or what? The founder and CEO of Facebook is truly in the hot seat this week. Well, he might’ve felt the heat a bit more if he didn’t require a cushion so that he could put his head above the table, but that’s another story. Either way, he …
