Suffering From Insufficient Hair Pressure

I’m aware some stare at my hair. In fact, to be fair, some really despair of my hair. But I don’t care, because they’re not aware. Nor are they debonair, they’re just crumb bums who can’t understand that I haven’t been able to get a hair cut in a very long time. Oops, sorry about …

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What Are They Wearing In Paris This Year?? Nothing!

Well life as we know it has ceased. The apocalypse is surely upon us. My uncle Ben’s trick knee has been throbbing like a son-of-a-gun, and if that doesn’t mean the end of the world, I don’t know what does. Sure, the kids are home from school and the NBA has suspended all games, but …

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