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Bard Windows Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, I guess I won’t. Because around here, summer days really suck. I mean they’re hot, muggy, and full of bugs. Then again what did old Shakespeare know about women. How else do you explain the fact, he lived in London and his wife lived …
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It's only natural I have a healthy respect for Nature. In fact, I love Nature. When I go out into Nature, I am in awe of what I see. Unfortunately, Nature does not feel the same about me. Nature disrespects me whenever it can. Even, the lowly weeds in my garden are signs of Nature …
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Golden nuggets of wisdom Lately, I’ve been thinking about food and how glorious chicken nuggets are. If you don’t understand the wonder of these glorious golden beauties, let me explain. Supposedly they’re made of ‘all-white-meat’ chicken. Maybe, maybe not. Let’s just accept this as truth, and move on. They’re probably some form of meat, so …
Continue reading It’s Not The Goal, It’s The Journey… And The Journey SUCKS!!
Sorry You may have noticed I did not post last week. Ohh, I hope you noticed. I’m really sensitive about things like that, and you wouldn’t want to see me cry. It’s not a pretty sight. Then again, maybe you would. I mean people love horror movies. Don’t they? If you want to hear me …
Continue reading I Usually Like Food, And That’s What’s Eating Me!!
I should not need a disclaimer here... Just for the record; I am not personally responsible for global warming. Also, just because I cut down a tree, does not mean I’m contributing to deforestation of the rainforests. The tree had been killed by ants, and was in a temperate zone. I guess my yard is …
Continue reading Who’s Right Or Wrong Doesn’t Matter. It’s Who’s Most Annoying That Counts!!
Let's sign It is said, “The most important thing in any relationship is communication.” Surprisingly I actually agree with this one. Bet that one caught you off guard. I really didn’t mean to upset you, but sometimes I have to shake things up. What actually set me on this journey was, something I saw a …
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The pageantry I think I finally figured it all out. Well, maybe not all of it, but at least one great big thing. To have figured it all out would take some omnipotent being. Even if they did, they would probably look at us crazy humans and shake their head. I mean, we’re pretty weird. …
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I hate my life I hate my life. The biggest problem with this is I don’t have a bad life. I hate my life because things are okay, but I want more. Does that make any sense? No. Of course it doesn’t. I’m just being a spoiled American, who can’t deal with what I have. …
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Pondering The other day I was pondering. Of course, if you decide to ponder, it’s always better to ponder life’s great ponderables. If you’re not pondering ponderables, it’s really a worthless ponder. However, when pondering ponderables everything becomes a ponder worth pondering. In fact, my simple pondering came up with a fascinating ponderable to ponder …
Questioning the universe There is a great philosophical question: Why do we create? Now anybody can answer this question any way they like. I create so I can spread my wisdom across the ages. My uncle says he doesn’t care why, because he only creates havoc. My brother answered the question this way, “Duh, uh, …
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Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 