The World’s Longest Short

Last Wednesday I awoke and went into the bathroom.  I realize this doesn’t sound very exciting, and isn’t up to my usual riveting standards, but let me assure you things will get better soon. Anyway, I was in the bathroom and flipped the light switch. However, flipping the switch yielded no light. Now there are …

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Party! Party! Party! … Not So Much

As the song goes “My girl likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiime!” You know, I think we’re all a little like this. We love to celebrate, but it changes as we get older. When we’re a baby we sit in the middle of the room and everyone …

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We Must Pay For Our Crimes

I opened my mail today. Not e-mail, this was an official looking envelope with a stamp and everything. The letter was from Greenpeace. I was going to ignore it. Greenpeace usually only sends letters for two reasons: Donations or they want you to help blockade an oil tanker in a rubber boat. Now I don’t …

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Stop Trying! You Can’t Do It Right

Life is a challenge. You never know what might come up. You could be walking through your own house wanting to read a book in your favorite chair when suddenly you find the cat is there first. You might be able to move her, but she has sixteen razor-sharp claws and might not want to …

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