The Bizarre Truth Behind Drug Ads: A Humorous Take

Attention Everyone! This is an important announcement. In fact, it’s really important. Maybe even super important. It might even be super-duper important with a cherry on top. Wow that’s important, I better get on with it. Attention everyone! This is an important announcement. Are your fingernails turning purple? I mean when you didn’t paint them …

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St. Patrick’s Day Flavor Showdown: Beyond Green Beverages

Stop the maddness This madness has gone on long enough! It’s got to stop, and Mr. Ohh! is just the man warped enough to stop it. This week I got my annual green milkshake in honor of St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t know how you celebrate, and frankly I don’t really care. You do whatever …

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How a Zombie Flower Defied All Odds (or The Legend of the Lone Hyacinth)

I have been super busy thie week and was afraid I'd dissapoint you all and not post. Then I remembered this bit of hilarity from seven years ago. Enjoy it again, or for the first time. Far Away A long time ago, when the lawless west was being forged by the pioneers, a solitary territorial …

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Shopping For Chaos: A Cosmic Conspiracy?

Dear friends, I was wondering… No, that’s a bit too formal. How about; Listen up minions I have a command… Nah, this greeting might be offensive to some folks. Let’s try; Howdy folks, I has me a question… Nope, the cowboy thing went out in the nineties. Wow, those writing teachers are correct. The first …

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