Here’s a shocker. The president hates the news media. But this is okay because the media hates him back. It’s nice and fair that way. In fact, I am quite enjoying the tennis-like back and forth between the two. It’s really quite exciting. Volley after folly they snap at each other like dogs, then suddenly …
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Rock 4 Prez
*SPOILER ALLERT* The following blog post may contain revelations from the movie Jumanji, Welcome To The Jungle You Have Been Warned SPOILER ALERT. Actually, it probably won’t, but how many times does a person get to write ‘spoiler alert’ in all capital letters. I’ve only done it twice in my life, and you just read both of them. …
We’re All Going To Die!! (Unless We’re Not)
Well it’s all over. We are all doomed. It is time to find a large rock and hide under it. Make sure you steal a shopping cart first, though. It comes in very handy for collecting used clothes, canned food, and random body parts while walking the post-apocalyptic streets. Armageddon has finally come. Again! Yes, …
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Winter Games
Four years have come and gone, and we are once more plunged into the world of winter sports as we watch the Winter Olympics. The beauty, the pageantry, the three glorious minutes of spectacle before we go back to ten minutes of commercials. These take the gold medal for network profits. Of course, in modern …
Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 