Home is Where The Confusion Is!!

What's going on An interesting thing has been happening lately. I keep getting phone calls from folks who want to buy my house. Now, I never asked if anyone wanted to buy my house. It’s not on the market as far as I know. In point of fact, I live in my house, and would …

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You’d Think Spending Money Would Be Easier Than This. ??

Mysterys of the universe There are many mysteries in this world of ours. Folks have been talking about the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, flying saucers, and the tiny creatures who steal single socks from the dryer for years. But there’s no solid proof. If fact, at this very moment, I have sixteen plastic bowls and …

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CART WARS ep VI Return Of The Jelly

Glad to be here Hello Friends! It’s so good to be with you. Okay, I guess I’m not really with you. In point of fact, I could be sleeping right now, and you wouldn’t know it. You’re likely reading my words and feeling as though I were right next to you. Sadly though, I’m not. …

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Welcome Back To Sale! Oops, My Bad!!

Start with a song You all know the song so sing along School Daze School Daze Dear old Golden Rule days (more like Time to break some rules days) Oops. Sorry! Don’t mind me. Keep going. Readin’ and ritein’ and ‘rithmatic Okay, I’ve got to stop this again. How can this iconic song about school …

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Cart Wars ep.VII The Farce Awakens

Another Disclaimer I usually don’t put up posts which could be considered a sequel to another post. However, circumstances dictate that I present the return of Lester Greenbaum. Two-weeks ago, I told you of Lester’s super-power; The ability to screw up electronics simply by walking into the room. If you missed it you can look …

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Maybe I Am A Robot! So There!!

Start with a question Here’s a question for all those ultra-intelligent techies in Silicon Valley: If AI is so smart, why can’t they teach it to lie and click those little boxes that say, “I am not a robot”? Don’t even try to tell me it’s because they’re too noble, and can’t make AI lie. …

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Cart Wars ep III Revenge Of The Siht… Head!!!

The way of the world I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, “I Love Stupid People” Many comedians start their shows by saying the opposite, but they’re lying. They like senseless folks more than I do. If not, where would they get all their material? Hmmm? Imagine going to a show, and the …

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Yes!! I Do Mind If You Place Me On Hold

For the right price... It’s come to my attention, the best way to make money in business, is not to do business. You don’t make money by creating, manufacturing, and selling stuff. That’s caveman thinking. You make money by creating and selling businesses. The businesses you sell don’t actually have to make money. You just …

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I’m Loyal To… I Guess Everybody!!

My Life in color My princess is finally a senior in high school. Please don’t pity me. I feel bad enough for myself as it is. I thought the whole daughter thing was bad, but when the senior thing crashed into it, the chaos I call my life took on a whole new meaning. All …

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Diary Of A NON-Wimpy Mr. Ohh!

A strong observation I don’t know what you think but I really feel we’ve gotten a bit wimpy. Not guys wearing pink frilly aprons making quiche wimpy, just a bit soft in our thinking. Now guys, I know some great male chefs, and I like quiche, but if you’re making salmon bruton’, at least wear …

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