Diary Of A NON-Wimpy Mr. Ohh!

A strong observation I don’t know what you think but I really feel we’ve gotten a bit wimpy. Not guys wearing pink frilly aprons making quiche wimpy, just a bit soft in our thinking. Now guys, I know some great male chefs, and I like quiche, but if you’re making salmon bruton’, at least wear …

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Sorry, I Don’t Speak Teenager!!

Glad you're here a whole bunch of times Willkommen, Bienvenue, Välkommen, добро пожаловать, 歡迎, and welcome, to another thrilling edition of Mr. Ohh!’s Sideways View. You may, or may not know this but I just welcomed you six times. I did it in German, French, Swedish, Russian, Chinese, and English. Impressive huh? The multi-lingual Mr. …

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Hormones Aside, I Still Don’t Understand

Yea It's Virtual... When I was younger I was addicted to playing something called ‘Interactive Fiction’ which was just a bunch of difficult puzzling situations in a row until you achieved a goal. In retrospect, it was a lot like raising children, but with more positive feedback. Plus, those games took way less than twenty …

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Half Full? Half Empty? Either Way Its Not Enough!!

Looking for a hobby So, I’ve been looking into some new things to try to fill all my lonely hours. Well, I actually don’t have lonely hours. There are five people, four green plants, three animals, two rare orchids and a partridge-in a pear tree, living in my house. Well, not really. The partridge and …

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This Could Change The World As We Know It!!

Question everything There’s a company called Impossible Foods. Once again Mr. Ohh! must challenge this for the good of all. If these foods are impossible, then how can folks be making them. Obviously they’re possible. Also, they must be profitable, or again no one would know about them. Elsewise there would be some nerdy inventor, …

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Mr. Ohh! In Wonder (dog) Land

It started so easily I would have like to have said I was sitting under a tree in the shade, but the truth was it was it was just too dang hot. Therefore, I was sitting in the shade of my reading lamp, well maybe not shade, but work with me here. Yes I was …

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Now, Just A Pound Of Flesh And We’re Done.

I bought a house (sort of) Twenty-one years ago, I bought my house. I agreed to pay for this home for thirty years. Which means it really won’t be my home for another nine years. Of course, this only means I won’t pay the bank anymore. I will still have to make a monthly payment, …

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The Duel: Lilies At Thirty Paces, FIRE!!!

Good Nieghbors I am one of those odd people who actually like my neighbors. On the left side is Jim and Donna. I’ve only seen, or heard from them three times. They keep their car in the garage, every so often I see the door open, and it drives away. I never see it come …

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A Sweet Post… From A Salty Mr. Ohh!

Snack asiles The other day, I found myself in the snack aisle of my local market. I probably shouldn’t say, I found myself. In point of fact, I never lost myself. I was always right here, and the other day, ‘here’ just happened to be the snack aisle. Actually, I hasten to add, I’ve never …

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A Bedtime Story… With Morals And Everything!!

The simple beginnings Once upon a time there was a poor blogger named Mr. Ohh!. Now Mr. Ohh! had an almost perfect wife while he was, sadly, just another idiot. Well, it seemed the wife’s special birthday was coming up and Mr. Ohh! wanted to surprise her with something fantastic. The thing is he had …

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