For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
My Life in color My princess is finally a senior in high school. Please don’t pity me. I feel bad enough for myself as it is. I thought the whole daughter thing was bad, but when the senior thing crashed into it, the chaos I call my life took on a whole new meaning. All …
How things get started Years back, I did radio commercials for a car dealership with an Irish name. You probably don’t care, but since they paid me a hefty sum to make a fool of myself, speaking in an Irish accent, I do care. So There! The hook was, “You don’t have to have a …
Continue reading On Second Thought… Now Is Probably The Perfect Time To Panic
What I wanted The other day I wanted a donut. Normally, I would’ve done what any sane person would do in such cases, go to a donut shop, and buy some. Unfortunately. my sister was visiting me. She scowled at my store-bought donut idea, saying she could make donuts far better than those. I agreed, …
A strong observation I don’t know what you think but I really feel we’ve gotten a bit wimpy. Not guys wearing pink frilly aprons making quiche wimpy, just a bit soft in our thinking. Now guys, I know some great male chefs, and I like quiche, but if you’re making salmon bruton’, at least wear …
Glad you're here a whole bunch of times Willkommen, Bienvenue, Välkommen, добро пожаловать, 歡迎, and welcome, to another thrilling edition of Mr. Ohh!’s Sideways View. You may, or may not know this but I just welcomed you six times. I did it in German, French, Swedish, Russian, Chinese, and English. Impressive huh? The multi-lingual Mr. …
Yea It's Virtual... When I was younger I was addicted to playing something called ‘Interactive Fiction’ which was just a bunch of difficult puzzling situations in a row until you achieved a goal. In retrospect, it was a lot like raising children, but with more positive feedback. Plus, those games took way less than twenty …
Looking for a hobby So, I’ve been looking into some new things to try to fill all my lonely hours. Well, I actually don’t have lonely hours. There are five people, four green plants, three animals, two rare orchids and a partridge-in a pear tree, living in my house. Well, not really. The partridge and …
Continue reading Half Full? Half Empty? Either Way Its Not Enough!!
Question everything There’s a company called Impossible Foods. Once again Mr. Ohh! must challenge this for the good of all. If these foods are impossible, then how can folks be making them. Obviously they’re possible. Also, they must be profitable, or again no one would know about them. Elsewise there would be some nerdy inventor, …
Continue reading This Could Change The World As We Know It!!
It started so easily I would have like to have said I was sitting under a tree in the shade, but the truth was it was it was just too dang hot. Therefore, I was sitting in the shade of my reading lamp, well maybe not shade, but work with me here. Yes I was …
I bought a house (sort of) Twenty-one years ago, I bought my house. I agreed to pay for this home for thirty years. Which means it really won’t be my home for another nine years. Of course, this only means I won’t pay the bank anymore. I will still have to make a monthly payment, …
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