Winter Blues and Cookies

We have once again arrived at the absolute worst time of the year. The time when the melancholy doldrums of January and February set in, and the life of many a happy man, run into pure sadness. Snow, Ice, Freezing rain, Wintry owling winds,  All the horrible traffic. It is enough to make you want …

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Snack Crisis

I was at the store, the other day, when I found myself in the snack aisle. I probably shouldn’t say, I found myself. In point of fact I never lost myself. I was always right here, and the other day, ‘here’ just happened to be the snack aisle. Actually, I hasten to add, the only thing …

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No Cord For Me, Thanks

I love doctors. You will almost never hear me say a negative word about them. They look great in their white coats carrying clipboards. You must realize by now, in this country looking great is of primary importance. It doesn’t matter whether you know what you are doing, if you look great then everything’s okey-doke. …

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Perfect Rating

Let’s take a moment to think about perfection. La la la la hmm hmm hmm Okay that’s enough. Were your thoughts about the Supreme Being or perhaps last night’s goulash? Whatever it was, the problem with perfection is that it is all encompassing and yet subjective. Think about the lowly taco. If I asked ten …

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