For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
I gots to know If you’ve been here before you might know the world confuses me. Actually, you might know a lot of things, whether you’ve visited this site or not. Frankly though, I’m not interested. I’m sure the things you know are very important to you, but they aren’t to me. In truth, what …
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A trying begining Let me try to set the scene. I mean I’ll understand everything I say because I was there. Sadly, you weren’t, and may not understand my scene-setting techniques. Then again, I might not be very good this, and must take my share in the blame if the scene is not properly set. …
Happy New Year!! It’s a new year! Time for new beginnings, new improvements, new pet lizards. (not my idea) Also, if your pets are anything like mine, new wounds. Let me tell you Wonder-Dog really gets antsy in this wet spring weather. He’s starting to agree with the cat and rabbit that things are better …
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War is heck War is Hell! The constant battles, the dreams lost, the heartache, the lousy toilets. It’s all so terrible. Also, there’s just no end to it. The conflict seems to rage forever. Even if you’re victorious, the scars will be with you for a lifetime. At times, you lose focus, and no longer …
I wish I could just watch A serious problem with being Mr. Ohh! is; I can’t turn my brain off. I wish I could. It would be wonderful to be able to sit in front of the television, with a basket of chips resting on my oversized belly, drinking a beer, while yelling at the …
Let's talk TV I admit I don’t watch much, but television is nuts. Seventeen minutes of every hour of television is ads. Commercials are okay. Some of my best comedic material comes from the silly slogans and jingles. I have no problem with advertisements. BUT… If you want to hear me read this Press Play …
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What's going on An interesting thing has been happening lately. I keep getting phone calls from folks who want to buy my house. Now, I never asked if anyone wanted to buy my house. It’s not on the market as far as I know. In point of fact, I live in my house, and would …
A question of pie I was watching a documentary about octopuses last week. Yes, I said octopuses not octopi. According to my college son, who in majoring in marine biology, this is the correct plural. So, don’t argue with me. This time I actually know what I’m talking about. So there. If you want to …
Mysterys of the universe There are many mysteries in this world of ours. Folks have been talking about the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, flying saucers, and the tiny creatures who steal single socks from the dryer for years. But there’s no solid proof. If fact, at this very moment, I have sixteen plastic bowls and …
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I remember... You know, sometimes I feel nostalgic about the old days. You know what I mean; A little house with a porch. An old man with a long beard sitting in a rocking chair. There’s a glass of lemonade on a small unsteady table nearby. An ancient hound-dog lays at his feet, looking like …
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