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Add it up When I was in high school, I took some higher mathematics. I further studied it in college. What I learned in those years of study was that Calculous is the study of finding the area under a curve. I also studied Natural Art. In Natural Art we learned that curves are the …
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Bard Windows Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, I guess I won’t. Because around here, summer days really suck. I mean they’re hot, muggy, and full of bugs. Then again what did old Shakespeare know about women. How else do you explain the fact, he lived in London and his wife lived …
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Questioning the universe There is a great philosophical question: Why do we create? Now anybody can answer this question any way they like. I create so I can spread my wisdom across the ages. My uncle says he doesn’t care why, because he only creates havoc. My brother answered the question this way, “Duh, uh, …
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The setting As the auditorium fills you see the black curtain hiding the stage. It is a scene of dread, and you feel a cold chill running down your back. Yep, the guy behind you spilled his Vodka & Tonic all over you and your seat. Why’d it have to be a sellout? No changing …
My new RV Apparently, at some point in the recent past, I purchased a recreational vehicle. I hope I like the color. Also, I seriously hope I got one of those awning things for sunny days. You can’t survive hot weather without one of those. You’d think I would’ve remembered details like these, but frankly, …
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What I wanted The other day I wanted a donut. Normally, I would’ve done what any sane person would do in such cases, go to a donut shop, and buy some. Unfortunately. my sister was visiting me. She scowled at my store-bought donut idea, saying she could make donuts far better than those. I agreed, …
Sorry for the bad news I hate to tell you all, but I have some bad news; I’m deceased. No wait, that’s not right, I should have said Mr. Ohh! is dead. Wait that’s too harsh. Mr. Ohh! has shuffled off this mortal coil, is now singing with the angels, and no longer has to …
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