For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
No thanks, I'll do it myself I was recently involved in a discussion about Self-driving Cars. My friends were discussing their pros and cons versus Idiot-driving Cars. Frankly, I went with the idiots. Computers wear out and fail. Whereas there seems to be a never-ending supply of idiots. I was driving the other day to …
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It's baffling I’ve been watching a bunch of new car ads recently, and they’ve got me baffled. Admittedly, it doesn’t take much to baffle me. Frankly I’m pretty much baffled all the time. The world itself is baffling. About the only non-baffling joy I get in life is writing and saying the word baffle. Think …
A trying begining Let me try to set the scene. I mean I’ll understand everything I say because I was there. Sadly, you weren’t, and may not understand my scene-setting techniques. Then again, I might not be very good this, and must take my share in the blame if the scene is not properly set. …
Let's talk TV I admit I don’t watch much, but television is nuts. Seventeen minutes of every hour of television is ads. Commercials are okay. Some of my best comedic material comes from the silly slogans and jingles. I have no problem with advertisements. BUT… If you want to hear me read this Press Play …
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A proverb They say, “A father trains his sons to move on, but he will never be rid of his daughters.” I don’t who they are, but I sincerely hope they’re wrong about that! Daughters are ok when it comes to leaving the leaving the house wearing socks with sandals. However, this could be resolved …
Start with a song You all know the song so sing along School Daze School Daze Dear old Golden Rule days (more like Time to break some rules days) Oops. Sorry! Don’t mind me. Keep going. Readin’ and ritein’ and ‘rithmatic Okay, I’ve got to stop this again. How can this iconic song about school …
The before picture When I was young, I had a bike. It was green with twenty-six-inch wheels. That’s sixty-six-centimeters for all those folks who don’t live in the US. Even bigger than the wheels of racing bikes they use in Olympics. Once again, proving that Mr. Ohh! is better. Better at what? I don’t know, …
Let's sign It is said, “The most important thing in any relationship is communication.” Surprisingly I actually agree with this one. Bet that one caught you off guard. I really didn’t mean to upset you, but sometimes I have to shake things up. What actually set me on this journey was, something I saw a …
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New suit Old fit It’s my lucky day!! Or not! Yesterday, I received a loaded debit card with the settlement from the class action suit I was involved in. Before I get into specifics, let me explain the suit. It appears my electric company has been overcharging its customers for the last ten years. In …
Continue reading I’m Tired Of The Smoke And Mirrors Things Are Never As They Appear
Question everything There’s a company called Impossible Foods. Once again Mr. Ohh! must challenge this for the good of all. If these foods are impossible, then how can folks be making them. Obviously they’re possible. Also, they must be profitable, or again no one would know about them. Elsewise there would be some nerdy inventor, …
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Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 