I’m Sorry If I Disappointed You… But Not Very

I'm Sorry Well, another Holiday season has come and gone, and frankly I’m feeling a bit guilty. Sorry to say, but I did very little that was requested of me. For instance, Maria Carey has been screaming, “All I want for Christmas is you” for thirty years now, and I never showed up. Hey, she …

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It’s Not Very Intelligent If I Don’t Understand It!!

Questioning the universe There is a great philosophical question: Why do we create? Now anybody can answer this question any way they like. I create so I can spread my wisdom across the ages. My uncle says he doesn’t care why, because he only creates havoc. My brother answered the question this way, “Duh, uh, …

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C’Mon How About A Little Greed Here!!

The Mr. Ohh! Shopping System Here’s the Mr. Ohh! question of the day; Does anyone out there in blog land like to go holiday shopping? I bet I’ll get a resounding “NO! to this. I may get a few yesses and that’s cool, but still, I think ‘No’ will be the overwhelmingly popular answer. And …

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Mr. Ohh! In Wonder (dog) Land

It started so easily I would have like to have said I was sitting under a tree in the shade, but the truth was it was it was just too dang hot. Therefore, I was sitting in the shade of my reading lamp, well maybe not shade, but work with me here. Yes I was …

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Living With A Natural Born Killing Machine

To everyone reading this, I want to thank you all. If I don’t post next week it’s because my cat has sent me to the great somewhere. No, not to Wal-Mart for more food. I’m trying to say that my cat is trying to assonate me. She figured out, just how allergic I am to …

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There Is No Such Thing As A Free Kitten

I thought I was the master of my house, but I was sadly mistaken. My children, once again, got exactly what they wanted without my consent. I guess there is no denying it. I am now the proud owner of a cat. Oh, but not just any cat. A Bengal Cat. A rare breed apparently …

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