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I'm Sorry Well, another Holiday season has come and gone, and frankly I’m feeling a bit guilty. Sorry to say, but I did very little that was requested of me. For instance, Maria Carey has been screaming, “All I want for Christmas is you” for thirty years now, and I never showed up. Hey, she …
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Holiday parties How can any discussion of the holiday fail to mention the holiday get togethers? Actually, very easily. I’ve been discussing the season for seven years and never mentioned them. The reason for this is simple; They baffle the schnarts out of me. If you want to hear me read this Press Play If …
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Mother Recently, my siblings, and I, moved my mother into a senior living facility. I was very worried. When I was a senior in college, we did nothing but party. My mother may have been a party girl at one time, but these days she lives a more sedate existence. I just didn’t see her …
A proverb They say, “A father trains his sons to move on, but he will never be rid of his daughters.” I don’t who they are, but I sincerely hope they’re wrong about that! Daughters are ok when it comes to leaving the leaving the house wearing socks with sandals. However, this could be resolved …
Start with a song You all know the song so sing along School Daze School Daze Dear old Golden Rule days (more like Time to break some rules days) Oops. Sorry! Don’t mind me. Keep going. Readin’ and ritein’ and ‘rithmatic Okay, I’ve got to stop this again. How can this iconic song about school …
Stop Sign “Our daughters are the most precious of our treasures, the dearest possessions of our homes and the objects of our most watchful love.” This is a quote from Margaret Sangster. Who was she? I had no idea, until I asked the all-powerful Google. Google knows everything. Especially, things I don’t want to know, …
Natural history In 1807 Napoleon Bonaparte, yea that one, (not the one who sang They’re Coming To Take Me Away Ha-ha (See Below)), arranged a rabbit hunt for the military. As rabbits are cute harmless animals, his men released a thousand rabbits onto a field. The rabbits attacked. If you want to hear me read …
Why? I remember back when I was just a Little Ohh!, and not the foremost authority on everything I am today. There was a toy. It was several multi colored rings of varying sizes and a conical post. The object was, if you placed the rings in order, from largest to smallest, they would all …
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Add it up When I was in high school, I took some higher mathematics. I further studied it in college. What I learned in those years of study was that Calculous is the study of finding the area under a curve. I also studied Natural Art. In Natural Art we learned that curves are the …
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It's my life My daughter just graduated from high school. This is wonderful. I have finally done my last science project, and no longer have to get up an hour early to get her to school. All the responsibilities which used to be mine now fall on her. Yea!! Oh, and there’s that whole blah …
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