For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
I Believe “Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.” If you don’t understand what this refers to, then I want to shake your hand. Because where I live the ubiquitous, THEY beat us over the head with the sappy holiday story over and over. I’ll give it a quick once-over for all of you to …
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With a song in my heart Oh, by gosh, by golly, it’s time for Mistletoe and Holly, and I think It’s The Most Wonderful Time of The Year. Time to get out the Oh, Tannenbaum, and set up the Jingle Bells. Let’s sit by the fire, on a Silent Night, and hear stories about Rudolph …
Lets start this off American Thanksgiving has passed, and that means the Christmas season has officially begun. Well, for me anyway. Others, like to start the holiday at various times. But I’m not really very concerned about them. This is my post and I’ll start Christmas whenever I want. So there. The reason I know …
Continue reading Unconventional Christmas Traditions That Will Make You Laugh
I'm Sorry Well, another Holiday season has come and gone, and frankly I’m feeling a bit guilty. Sorry to say, but I did very little that was requested of me. For instance, Maria Carey has been screaming, “All I want for Christmas is you” for thirty years now, and I never showed up. Hey, she …
Continue reading I’m Sorry If I Disappointed You… But Not Very
Holiday parties How can any discussion of the holiday fail to mention the holiday get togethers? Actually, very easily. I’ve been discussing the season for seven years and never mentioned them. The reason for this is simple; They baffle the schnarts out of me. If you want to hear me read this Press Play If …
Continue reading It’s Not A Party Unless Someone’s Ticked OFF!!
A leg up Some of you may know I recently damaged my leg. If you didn’t, you do now. Let’s move on. This week, I had my last doctor’s appointment. She said it was my last, but I’m betting I’ll be in her office again. You see I do stupid things, and she’s the doctor …
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Thinking I’ve concluded that there are two types of people in this world; Those who think like me, and those who probably should, because their lives would be a whole lot better if they did. I’m not saying everything I think is correct. It’s not. Everything I think is warped. We need more warped thinking. …
Continue reading Pondering Holiday Thought In A Clear And Concise Manner
Traditionally I... The holiday season is about traditions. One of my traditions is that I never kill my children, pets, or anyone else for that matter, during holiday time. I’m proud to say, up to this point, I have kept this honored tradition alive. Although, I will admit, it’s very early in this season, and …
Amazing things Do you know what always amazes me? A lot of things actually. You would be hard pressed to pick one thing. Frankly, if you bothered to answer the question at all, you had a better than ninety percent chance you’d be right no matter what you said. Forget I mentioned it. It was …
The Mr. Ohh! Shopping System Here’s the Mr. Ohh! question of the day; Does anyone out there in blog land like to go holiday shopping? I bet I’ll get a resounding “NO! to this. I may get a few yesses and that’s cool, but still, I think ‘No’ will be the overwhelmingly popular answer. And …
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