For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Lets start this off American Thanksgiving has passed, and that means the Christmas season has officially begun. Well, for me anyway. Others, like to start the holiday at various times. But I’m not really very concerned about them. This is my post and I’ll start Christmas whenever I want. So there. The reason I know …
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Hungry memories When I was just a lower case Ohh there was only one cooking show I knew of. It was called The Galloping Gourmet. The chef was named Graham Kerr. My mother watched this show religiously, wrote down the recipes on cards, then put them in a box so they could easily be found …
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It's all fun... I was listening to streaming audio today and heard something more idiotic than I am. It was an ad for a pharmacy telling us they provide immunization shots. Instead of saying, “Hi folks. We give shots, so come on in, and get one.” They told us a story: Mom is all enthusiastic …
My sister My sister loves to go thrift shopping. Frankly, I don’t see the allure of paying money for someone else’s old clothes. If they didn’t want the crap, why should I? I asked her this a while back, and she regaled me with stories of the bargains she got. I can’t deny this. You …
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Colorful history In 1912 the first electric traffic light was installed in Cleveland, Ohio. Wow! That’s a great bit of trivia. But I’m betting you don’t really care all that much. Actually, I don’t care all that much either. So, we’re all in the same boat. However, there is a point to all this nonsense, …
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It's baffling I’ve been watching a bunch of new car ads recently, and they’ve got me baffled. Admittedly, it doesn’t take much to baffle me. Frankly I’m pretty much baffled all the time. The world itself is baffling. About the only non-baffling joy I get in life is writing and saying the word baffle. Think …
Happy New Year!! It’s a new year! Time for new beginnings, new improvements, new pet lizards. (not my idea) Also, if your pets are anything like mine, new wounds. Let me tell you Wonder-Dog really gets antsy in this wet spring weather. He’s starting to agree with the cat and rabbit that things are better …
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War is heck War is Hell! The constant battles, the dreams lost, the heartache, the lousy toilets. It’s all so terrible. Also, there’s just no end to it. The conflict seems to rage forever. Even if you’re victorious, the scars will be with you for a lifetime. At times, you lose focus, and no longer …
I remember... You know, sometimes I feel nostalgic about the old days. You know what I mean; A little house with a porch. An old man with a long beard sitting in a rocking chair. There’s a glass of lemonade on a small unsteady table nearby. An ancient hound-dog lays at his feet, looking like …
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I don't agree Comedian, Bobcat Goldthwait, is known to say, “Pets are our friends, but they can’t pick you up at the airport.” I emphatically disagree with this statement. No, for all the smart-alecks out there, I don’t believe they can pick you up at the airport. So there! But on the other hand, wouldn’t …
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