For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
I don't agree Comedian, Bobcat Goldthwait, is known to say, “Pets are our friends, but they can’t pick you up at the airport.” I emphatically disagree with this statement. No, for all the smart-alecks out there, I don’t believe they can pick you up at the airport. So there! But on the other hand, wouldn’t …
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Snow job Where I live it is currently snowing. Not bad snowing like, say the south pole. More annoying snowing which makes you dread leaving the house. But since you know how to drive in it, you go about your day swearing that someday you’re moving to a tropical climate like Guam. Then you realize …
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I'm Sorry Well, another Holiday season has come and gone, and frankly I’m feeling a bit guilty. Sorry to say, but I did very little that was requested of me. For instance, Maria Carey has been screaming, “All I want for Christmas is you” for thirty years now, and I never showed up. Hey, she …
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Holiday parties How can any discussion of the holiday fail to mention the holiday get togethers? Actually, very easily. I’ve been discussing the season for seven years and never mentioned them. The reason for this is simple; They baffle the schnarts out of me. If you want to hear me read this Press Play If …
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A leg up Some of you may know I recently damaged my leg. If you didn’t, you do now. Let’s move on. This week, I had my last doctor’s appointment. She said it was my last, but I’m betting I’ll be in her office again. You see I do stupid things, and she’s the doctor …
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Thinking I’ve concluded that there are two types of people in this world; Those who think like me, and those who probably should, because their lives would be a whole lot better if they did. I’m not saying everything I think is correct. It’s not. Everything I think is warped. We need more warped thinking. …
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Traditionally I... The holiday season is about traditions. One of my traditions is that I never kill my children, pets, or anyone else for that matter, during holiday time. I’m proud to say, up to this point, I have kept this honored tradition alive. Although, I will admit, it’s very early in this season, and …
Something to think about Have you ever thought about your morning coffee? I don’t actually. Mostly because I drink tea in the morning. Coffee is an afternoon pick-me-up. A time to bond with coworkers, complain about what we do, get over-stimulated on caffeine, then go back to our desks and do stuff we hate. Coffee …
Conclusion I’ve come to a conclusion. Actually, I’ve come to a whole bunch of conclusions over the years. Coming to conclusions is kind of what I do. In fact, I was talking to my wife about this whole conclusion thing, just the other day. She, on the other hand, was ignoring me. Which is probably …
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Technology's gift It is said that: Ignorance can be cured, but Stupidity is forever. Way back when, we were ignorant of how things could be. Counsequently, our lives were hard. Because of this we tried to be smart and create things to make our lives easier, called devices. Once we began to rely on our …
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Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 