For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
No it's not really World Laughter Day but for me it's almost as good. I have been put on the ari of a real radio station. The DJ even asked me to be the elf who helped him promote it here is the recording Yup this is really Mr. Ohh! Press play to hear Wasn't that …
Holiday Cooking... I like to cook as much as anybody. Okay, that’s a lie. I guess I shouldn’t start lying so quickly. I mean it could set the wrong tone of the post. Also, at this time of year, Santa is watching. If I keep telling lies, I won’t get the newest kitchen gadget under …
Holiday Spirits Ohh, how I love the holiday season. I love it all; The dinners, The eggnog, The carols, The brandy-soaked treats, The decorations, The peppermint schnapps, The shopping, The holiday ales, and of course the fact that we get together so often with friends to drink bourbon. Yep, I love it. (hic) Excuse me. …
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An old problem In America and maybe the world there is an aging population. Like you needed me to tell you that. As a result, there is a growing industry surrounding aging. I myself get somewhere between four to about nine-hundred robot calls every asking me if I’m ready for aging. No, I’m Not! I’m …
Continue reading I’m Concerened For the Man, He’s Old And Frail!!
The bad and the good of it I’m not one to jump up on a soap box and start criticizing the world. Well, actually I am. But I’m not someone who tries to impose my views on others. Okay, I do that too. But I’m certainly not the type of person who looks at everyone …
If you want to see mice or princesses A few years back, I paid large amounts of money to go to an upscale theme-park and see mice. After that experience, I’m seriously thinking about charging admission to my garage. You can see a whole bunch of mice there. As well as lots of spiders. Then …
Continue reading This Space For Rent! Cheap!! In Fact, We’ll Pay You!!!
Where shall I begin? Where I live, we just had a local election. Would like to know what I love about elections? When they’re over! The thing is, around here, they’re never over. They start about a year before you can vote, with folks at the market waving petitions in your face. Then a cute …
Continue reading Going Around In My Election Cycle. Around And Around And Around…
Halloween; At least where I am Bubble, bubble, toil and double. I’d better have candy there’ll be trouble. Yep, it’s Halloween in the USA, and that means the candy companies’ profits will go sky-high selling smaller snacks folks give out to Trick or Treaters for much higher prices. Now, I don’t mind this tradition, but …
New suit Old fit It’s my lucky day!! Or not! Yesterday, I received a loaded debit card with the settlement from the class action suit I was involved in. Before I get into specifics, let me explain the suit. It appears my electric company has been overcharging its customers for the last ten years. In …
Continue reading I’m Tired Of The Smoke And Mirrors Things Are Never As They Appear
Or chids Or not In today’s installment of; Everything you wanted to know about Mr. Ohh! But were afraid to ask. We learn he is an Orchid enthusiast. Big deal! This just means, I buy extremely expensive plants, that will probably never bloom, and will most likely die because I don’t know how to care …
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