The Absurdity of Modern Advertising

It's all fun... I was listening to streaming audio today and heard something more idiotic than I am. It was an ad for a pharmacy telling us they provide immunization shots. Instead of saying, “Hi folks. We give shots, so come on in, and get one.” They told us a story: Mom is all enthusiastic …

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The Curious Case of Medical Appointments And Services Explained

I gots to know If you’ve been here before you might know the world confuses me. Actually, you might know a lot of things, whether you’ve visited this site or not. Frankly though, I’m not interested. I’m sure the things you know are very important to you, but they aren’t to me. In truth, what …

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I Have A Serious WAIT Problem!!

Something to think about Have you ever thought about your morning coffee? I don’t actually. Mostly because I drink tea in the morning. Coffee is an afternoon pick-me-up. A time to bond with coworkers, complain about what we do, get over-stimulated on caffeine, then go back to our desks and do stuff we hate. Coffee …

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How The Heck Did All This Happen??

Older Recently, I celebrated my birthday. I understand most of you don’t celebrate birthdays, because they’re childish. Actually, I agree with you. However, any day which causes friends and family to fight over who’s buying my meals, and especially drinks, is okay with me. Add to the fact that, some folks feel it necessary to …

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CART WARS ep VI Return Of The Jelly

Glad to be here Hello Friends! It’s so good to be with you. Okay, I guess I’m not really with you. In point of fact, I could be sleeping right now, and you wouldn’t know it. You’re likely reading my words and feeling as though I were right next to you. Sadly though, I’m not. …

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A Serious Threat To Our National Security!! (Okay Maybe Not)

Times be a changing I have noticed a disturbing trend. It has creeped into our lives in a very subtle way and grown into a destructive entity destroying our collective soul. Like a societal tapeworm reproducing itself a million times, in a thousand different forms. If you want top hear me read this Press Play …

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Mr. Ohh!’s Salute To The Impatient Community

A common scenerio Have you ever been cruising down the highway, as fast as you like, when all of a sudden there’s one crazy person who has the unmitigated gall to drive the speed limit? You hit the brakes, and find yourself going slower than molasses in January. You can’t pass him, because all the …

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It’s Time Somebody Stood Up For Everything Else!!!

What is happening? I was at my local donut place and saw something disturbing. They’re selling avocado toast, and almond milk lattes at the donut shop. They even had a bran donut with sugar-free glaze. I was shocked! This is the donut shop. The last bastion of unhealthy caloric goodness in the world, and they …

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I’m Loyal To… I Guess Everybody!!

My Life in color My princess is finally a senior in high school. Please don’t pity me. I feel bad enough for myself as it is. I thought the whole daughter thing was bad, but when the senior thing crashed into it, the chaos I call my life took on a whole new meaning. All …

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There Aren’t Any Smaller Words Than “NO”!!!

Doctors I love doctors. You will almost never hear me say a negative word about them. They look great in their white coats carrying clipboards. By now, you must realize, in this country looking great is of primary importance. It doesn’t matter whether you know what you are doing, if you look great then everything’s …

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