For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
I have come to the conclusion that my sister and wife have joined forces against me. Ohh! They are extremely subtle about it, kind of like the top-secret missions the CIA undertook to get embarrassing photos of Humphrey J Watkins in the 1960’s. You don’t know who Humphrey J Watkins is? Well, I guess those …
I just made a realization. This will be my one-hundred-seventy-fifth post and I rarely talk about myself. I happen to be one of the most amazing things I can imagine. In fact, I find myself an extremely fascinating, witty, highly intelligent, brilliant conversationalist. My wife goes so far as to say I’m a legend in …
It was the poet Joyce Kilmer who wrote, “I think that I shall never see, a greater pain in the rump than a tree!” No wait, sorry about that. It was his wife Aline, who was sick and tired of all the stupid rewrites. I’m starting to agree with her and I actually love trees. …
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