For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Listen to the voices Like most of you I like to read, and have read many books. Like many of you I’ve actually written three books which have never been published. Like some of you, I’ve complained extensively about the publishing industry. And finally, like absolutely none of you, I’ve discussed this issue at length …
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Do you Care?? I bought a new pair of shoes the other day. But you don’t care. I’m betting none of you out there even give half a fig, that I bought shoes. It’s okay though. My new shoes have absolutely no bearing on your lives. They mean something to me, of course. But frankly, …
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Old Crininals I fully admit I try to get away with as much as I can. However, I don’t consider myself a crook. On the other hand, Bonnie and Clyde were considered heroes by the common man, because they robbed banks which took away people’s houses. Of course, those common folks never saw a bit …
Questions that don't need answers The question has often been asked; “What Kind of idiot do you think I am??” This question fascinates me, because it implies there are multiple kinds of idiots. In my humble opinion there is only one kind. An idiot is an idiot. i.e. Someone who does idiotic things. Little things, …
Colorful history In 1912 the first electric traffic light was installed in Cleveland, Ohio. Wow! That’s a great bit of trivia. But I’m betting you don’t really care all that much. Actually, I don’t care all that much either. So, we’re all in the same boat. However, there is a point to all this nonsense, …
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Highly toxic Did you know that the most highly venomous creature in the world is a snail? More importantly, do you have the slightest interest in what the most venomous creature might be? Well, either way I’m going to continue. It’s my post, and I can do anything I want. Neener, Neener! If you want …
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About the librarian... I went to the library this week. Yea, this isn’t a very sideways way to start a post. In fact, if this post was about a trip to the library, I’d skip reading it, and I’m the one who wrote it. Then again, I could say the librarian was very cute, and …
Mysterys of the universe There are many mysteries in this world of ours. Folks have been talking about the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, flying saucers, and the tiny creatures who steal single socks from the dryer for years. But there’s no solid proof. If fact, at this very moment, I have sixteen plastic bowls and …
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I don't agree Comedian, Bobcat Goldthwait, is known to say, “Pets are our friends, but they can’t pick you up at the airport.” I emphatically disagree with this statement. No, for all the smart-alecks out there, I don’t believe they can pick you up at the airport. So there! But on the other hand, wouldn’t …
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Snow job Where I live it is currently snowing. Not bad snowing like, say the south pole. More annoying snowing which makes you dread leaving the house. But since you know how to drive in it, you go about your day swearing that someday you’re moving to a tropical climate like Guam. Then you realize …
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Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 