For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Questions that don't need answers The question has often been asked; “What Kind of idiot do you think I am??” This question fascinates me, because it implies there are multiple kinds of idiots. In my humble opinion there is only one kind. An idiot is an idiot. i.e. Someone who does idiotic things. Little things, …
I don't agree Comedian, Bobcat Goldthwait, is known to say, “Pets are our friends, but they can’t pick you up at the airport.” I emphatically disagree with this statement. No, for all the smart-alecks out there, I don’t believe they can pick you up at the airport. So there! But on the other hand, wouldn’t …
Continue reading If I Could Talk To The Animals… I’d Sure Give Them A Piece Of My Mind!!
I'm Sorry Well, another Holiday season has come and gone, and frankly I’m feeling a bit guilty. Sorry to say, but I did very little that was requested of me. For instance, Maria Carey has been screaming, “All I want for Christmas is you” for thirty years now, and I never showed up. Hey, she …
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Holiday parties How can any discussion of the holiday fail to mention the holiday get togethers? Actually, very easily. I’ve been discussing the season for seven years and never mentioned them. The reason for this is simple; They baffle the schnarts out of me. If you want to hear me read this Press Play If …
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Traditionally I... The holiday season is about traditions. One of my traditions is that I never kill my children, pets, or anyone else for that matter, during holiday time. I’m proud to say, up to this point, I have kept this honored tradition alive. Although, I will admit, it’s very early in this season, and …
Something to think about Have you ever thought about your morning coffee? I don’t actually. Mostly because I drink tea in the morning. Coffee is an afternoon pick-me-up. A time to bond with coworkers, complain about what we do, get over-stimulated on caffeine, then go back to our desks and do stuff we hate. Coffee …
Conclusion I’ve come to a conclusion. Actually, I’ve come to a whole bunch of conclusions over the years. Coming to conclusions is kind of what I do. In fact, I was talking to my wife about this whole conclusion thing, just the other day. She, on the other hand, was ignoring me. Which is probably …
Continue reading The Complaint Department Is Located… Well… Everywhere!!!
Technology's gift It is said that: Ignorance can be cured, but Stupidity is forever. Way back when, we were ignorant of how things could be. Counsequently, our lives were hard. Because of this we tried to be smart and create things to make our lives easier, called devices. Once we began to rely on our …
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Mother Recently, my siblings, and I, moved my mother into a senior living facility. I was very worried. When I was a senior in college, we did nothing but party. My mother may have been a party girl at one time, but these days she lives a more sedate existence. I just didn’t see her …
Sports Talk A friend of mine’s daughter plays college volleyball. You probably don’t care very much. Well, shame on you! College athletics are important. They teach life skills such as; working as a team, sweating in public, the importance of getting other people to pay for your education, and, as in the case of her …
Continue reading In God We Trust! Well, As Long As He Has A Debit Card!!
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