For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
If you want to see mice or princesses A few years back, I paid large amounts of money to go to an upscale theme-park and see mice. After that experience, I’m seriously thinking about charging admission to my garage. You can see a whole bunch of mice there. As well as lots of spiders. Then …
Continue reading This Space For Rent! Cheap!! In Fact, We’ll Pay You!!!
Where shall I begin? Where I live, we just had a local election. Would like to know what I love about elections? When they’re over! The thing is, around here, they’re never over. They start about a year before you can vote, with folks at the market waving petitions in your face. Then a cute …
Continue reading Going Around In My Election Cycle. Around And Around And Around…
Halloween; At least where I am Bubble, bubble, toil and double. I’d better have candy there’ll be trouble. Yep, it’s Halloween in the USA, and that means the candy companies’ profits will go sky-high selling smaller snacks folks give out to Trick or Treaters for much higher prices. Now, I don’t mind this tradition, but …
Or chids Or not In today’s installment of; Everything you wanted to know about Mr. Ohh! But were afraid to ask. We learn he is an Orchid enthusiast. Big deal! This just means, I buy extremely expensive plants, that will probably never bloom, and will most likely die because I don’t know how to care …
The way of the world I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, “I Love Stupid People” Many comedians start their shows by saying the opposite, but they’re lying. They like senseless folks more than I do. If not, where would they get all their material? Hmmm? Imagine going to a show, and the …
Continue reading Cart Wars ep III Revenge Of The Siht… Head!!!
A Prequel (because I've always wanted a prequel) Before I start, I want to say something. Of course, even after what I just said I understand I’ve already started simply by saying, “Before I start…” However, before I continue starting… Now there’s an interesting statement. Can one truly ‘continue starting’? I mean starting is something …
Continue reading THE QUEST; A Journey Of Miles, A Song Of Sorrow, And The Tale Of A Toilet Seat
My Life in color My princess is finally a senior in high school. Please don’t pity me. I feel bad enough for myself as it is. I thought the whole daughter thing was bad, but when the senior thing crashed into it, the chaos I call my life took on a whole new meaning. All …
How things get started Years back, I did radio commercials for a car dealership with an Irish name. You probably don’t care, but since they paid me a hefty sum to make a fool of myself, speaking in an Irish accent, I do care. So There! The hook was, “You don’t have to have a …
Continue reading On Second Thought… Now Is Probably The Perfect Time To Panic
What I wanted The other day I wanted a donut. Normally, I would’ve done what any sane person would do in such cases, go to a donut shop, and buy some. Unfortunately. my sister was visiting me. She scowled at my store-bought donut idea, saying she could make donuts far better than those. I agreed, …
A strong observation I don’t know what you think but I really feel we’ve gotten a bit wimpy. Not guys wearing pink frilly aprons making quiche wimpy, just a bit soft in our thinking. Now guys, I know some great male chefs, and I like quiche, but if you’re making salmon bruton’, at least wear …
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