For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
No so quotable quotes “Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, ‘We’re out of Toilet Tissue!!!’” No, this isn’t the famous quote by John Greenleaf Whittier, but it should be. I mean his, “It might have been,” shows regret, and melancholy. But it’s not the saddest thing ever. As far …
Continue reading When Regret Meets Humor: Exploring Life’s ‘What Might Have Been’
War is heck War is Hell! The constant battles, the dreams lost, the heartache, the lousy toilets. It’s all so terrible. Also, there’s just no end to it. The conflict seems to rage forever. Even if you’re victorious, the scars will be with you for a lifetime. At times, you lose focus, and no longer …
I wish I could just watch A serious problem with being Mr. Ohh! is; I can’t turn my brain off. I wish I could. It would be wonderful to be able to sit in front of the television, with a basket of chips resting on my oversized belly, drinking a beer, while yelling at the …
Technology's gift It is said that: Ignorance can be cured, but Stupidity is forever. Way back when, we were ignorant of how things could be. Counsequently, our lives were hard. Because of this we tried to be smart and create things to make our lives easier, called devices. Once we began to rely on our …
Continue reading Our Bright Future Is Sending Us To The Past!!
Sports Talk A friend of mine’s daughter plays college volleyball. You probably don’t care very much. Well, shame on you! College athletics are important. They teach life skills such as; working as a team, sweating in public, the importance of getting other people to pay for your education, and, as in the case of her …
Continue reading In God We Trust! Well, As Long As He Has A Debit Card!!
Finding first I do a bit of traveling for work, and while driving through Montana, a while back, I noticed something odd. In a small town I passed the First Baptist Church. My immediate thought was, “This is highly unlikely.” I don’t know a lot about the Baptists, but I’m reasonably sure they didn’t put …
The Mr. Ohh! Shopping System Here’s the Mr. Ohh! question of the day; Does anyone out there in blog land like to go holiday shopping? I bet I’ll get a resounding “NO! to this. I may get a few yesses and that’s cool, but still, I think ‘No’ will be the overwhelmingly popular answer. And …
For the right price... It’s come to my attention, the best way to make money in business, is not to do business. You don’t make money by creating, manufacturing, and selling stuff. That’s caveman thinking. You make money by creating and selling businesses. The businesses you sell don’t actually have to make money. You just …
...and then tradgedy struck A couple of weeks ago the most terrible thing happened. I wasn’t going to mention this horror in my life, but now that some time has passed, I feel I can man up and tell the world without totally freaking out. What happened was… I’m going to start crying. What happened …
Whiney Daughters I have come to the conclusion that it’s never a good idea to ask your teenaged daughter, if there is something wrong. If you do, she will undoubtedly tell you, in very long sentences, with very dramatic expressions. It’s usually a show worthy of Shakespeare except for one thing; The admission price is …
Continue reading And Then There Were Three! OMG Will It Ever End??
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