It Really Makes You Wonder!!!

I wish I could just watch A serious problem with being Mr. Ohh! is; I can’t turn my brain off. I wish I could. It would be wonderful to be able to sit in front of the television, with a basket of chips resting on my oversized belly, drinking a beer, while yelling at the …

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Home is Where The Confusion Is!!

What's going on An interesting thing has been happening lately. I keep getting phone calls from folks who want to buy my house. Now, I never asked if anyone wanted to buy my house. It’s not on the market as far as I know. In point of fact, I live in my house, and would …

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Pondering Holiday Thought In A Clear And Concise Manner

Thinking I’ve concluded that there are two types of people in this world; Those who think like me, and those who probably should, because their lives would be a whole lot better if they did. I’m not saying everything I think is correct. It’s not. Everything I think is warped. We need more warped thinking. …

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Welcome Back To Sale! Oops, My Bad!!

Start with a song You all know the song so sing along School Daze School Daze Dear old Golden Rule days (more like Time to break some rules days) Oops. Sorry! Don’t mind me. Keep going. Readin’ and ritein’ and ‘rithmatic Okay, I’ve got to stop this again. How can this iconic song about school …

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Huh? What Was That? Nevermind, I Don’t Care Anyway!!

Let's sign It is said, “The most important thing in any relationship is communication.” Surprisingly I actually agree with this one. Bet that one caught you off guard. I really didn’t mean to upset you, but sometimes I have to shake things up. What actually set me on this journey was, something I saw a …

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Yes!! I Do Mind If You Place Me On Hold

For the right price... It’s come to my attention, the best way to make money in business, is not to do business. You don’t make money by creating, manufacturing, and selling stuff. That’s caveman thinking. You make money by creating and selling businesses. The businesses you sell don’t actually have to make money. You just …

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This Could Change The World As We Know It!!

Question everything There’s a company called Impossible Foods. Once again Mr. Ohh! must challenge this for the good of all. If these foods are impossible, then how can folks be making them. Obviously they’re possible. Also, they must be profitable, or again no one would know about them. Elsewise there would be some nerdy inventor, …

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A Sweet Post… From A Salty Mr. Ohh!

Snack asiles The other day, I found myself in the snack aisle of my local market. I probably shouldn’t say, I found myself. In point of fact, I never lost myself. I was always right here, and the other day, ‘here’ just happened to be the snack aisle. Actually, I hasten to add, I’ve never …

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I’m Back, I’m Bad, I’m Better Than Ever!!

Sorry I was gone You may have noticed I haven’t posted in a couple of weeks. Ohh, I hope you noticed it. I mean if you didn’t, it might mean I am not the singular most important thing in your life. I don’t think I could handle that kind of rejection. I would cry. You …

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It Was Broke… And Now I Am!!

A nice little story Imagine a small pristine country town surrounded by orchards, dairy farms and fields of corn. The town square has six buildings; A church, A store that sells everything, but it’s not Walmart. You have to drive ten miles to get to one of those. How inconvenient! Anyway, there’s also an abandoned …

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