For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Thinking I’ve concluded that there are two types of people in this world; Those who think like me, and those who probably should, because their lives would be a whole lot better if they did. I’m not saying everything I think is correct. It’s not. Everything I think is warped. We need more warped thinking. …
Continue reading Pondering Holiday Thought In A Clear And Concise Manner
Something to think about Have you ever thought about your morning coffee? I don’t actually. Mostly because I drink tea in the morning. Coffee is an afternoon pick-me-up. A time to bond with coworkers, complain about what we do, get over-stimulated on caffeine, then go back to our desks and do stuff we hate. Coffee …
Technology's gift It is said that: Ignorance can be cured, but Stupidity is forever. Way back when, we were ignorant of how things could be. Counsequently, our lives were hard. Because of this we tried to be smart and create things to make our lives easier, called devices. Once we began to rely on our …
Continue reading Our Bright Future Is Sending Us To The Past!!
You've been promoted Congratulations to everyone reading this. You have just become an elite group, whether you know it or not. Actually, you do know it, because I’m telling you right now. It doesn’t matter if you follow my exploits or just happened by. You have been selected by the great AI gods, to be …
Continue reading Bloody Battle Lost! But The AI War Goes On!!
A problem A good friend of mine recently came upon a problem. No, for all you comedians out there, the issue is not because she is my friend. We’ve been friends for over ten years. That particular inconvenience is not recent at all. So there! If you want to raed this Press Play If not …
Continue reading Making Banking More Convenient… For Criminals!!!
Another Disclaimer I usually don’t put up posts which could be considered a sequel to another post. However, circumstances dictate that I present the return of Lester Greenbaum. Two-weeks ago, I told you of Lester’s super-power; The ability to screw up electronics simply by walking into the room. If you missed it you can look …
What we didn't want You know what I like about computers? Nothing!! And the real problem is they’re everywhere. You can’t go to your own kitchen without being followed by a computer. I just got a new toaster and there’s a freaking computer in it. I don’t know why? It’s not like the computer can …
The before picture When I was young, I had a bike. It was green with twenty-six-inch wheels. That’s sixty-six-centimeters for all those folks who don’t live in the US. Even bigger than the wheels of racing bikes they use in Olympics. Once again, proving that Mr. Ohh! is better. Better at what? I don’t know, …
Start with a question Here’s a question for all those ultra-intelligent techies in Silicon Valley: If AI is so smart, why can’t they teach it to lie and click those little boxes that say, “I am not a robot”? Don’t even try to tell me it’s because they’re too noble, and can’t make AI lie. …
I hate my life I hate my life. The biggest problem with this is I don’t have a bad life. I hate my life because things are okay, but I want more. Does that make any sense? No. Of course it doesn’t. I’m just being a spoiled American, who can’t deal with what I have. …
Continue reading I’m A Technical Guru: Lost, Out Of Touch, And Full Of Old Knowledge
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