For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
The Mr. Ohh! Shopping System Here’s the Mr. Ohh! question of the day; Does anyone out there in blog land like to go holiday shopping? I bet I’ll get a resounding “NO! to this. I may get a few yesses and that’s cool, but still, I think ‘No’ will be the overwhelmingly popular answer. And …
No it's not really World Laughter Day but for me it's almost as good. I have been put on the ari of a real radio station. The DJ even asked me to be the elf who helped him promote it here is the recording Yup this is really Mr. Ohh! Press play to hear Wasn't that …
Holiday Cooking... I like to cook as much as anybody. Okay, that’s a lie. I guess I shouldn’t start lying so quickly. I mean it could set the wrong tone of the post. Also, at this time of year, Santa is watching. If I keep telling lies, I won’t get the newest kitchen gadget under …
An old problem In America and maybe the world there is an aging population. Like you needed me to tell you that. As a result, there is a growing industry surrounding aging. I myself get somewhere between four to about nine-hundred robot calls every asking me if I’m ready for aging. No, I’m Not! I’m …
Continue reading I’m Concerened For the Man, He’s Old And Frail!!
If you want to see mice or princesses A few years back, I paid large amounts of money to go to an upscale theme-park and see mice. After that experience, I’m seriously thinking about charging admission to my garage. You can see a whole bunch of mice there. As well as lots of spiders. Then …
Continue reading This Space For Rent! Cheap!! In Fact, We’ll Pay You!!!
My new RV Apparently, at some point in the recent past, I purchased a recreational vehicle. I hope I like the color. Also, I seriously hope I got one of those awning things for sunny days. You can’t survive hot weather without one of those. You’d think I would’ve remembered details like these, but frankly, …
Continue reading I Never Thought I’d Miss Adult Themed Ads!!
My Life in color My princess is finally a senior in high school. Please don’t pity me. I feel bad enough for myself as it is. I thought the whole daughter thing was bad, but when the senior thing crashed into it, the chaos I call my life took on a whole new meaning. All …
How things get started Years back, I did radio commercials for a car dealership with an Irish name. You probably don’t care, but since they paid me a hefty sum to make a fool of myself, speaking in an Irish accent, I do care. So There! The hook was, “You don’t have to have a …
Continue reading On Second Thought… Now Is Probably The Perfect Time To Panic
What I wanted The other day I wanted a donut. Normally, I would’ve done what any sane person would do in such cases, go to a donut shop, and buy some. Unfortunately. my sister was visiting me. She scowled at my store-bought donut idea, saying she could make donuts far better than those. I agreed, …
Glad you're here a whole bunch of times Willkommen, Bienvenue, Välkommen, добро пожаловать, 歡迎, and welcome, to another thrilling edition of Mr. Ohh!’s Sideways View. You may, or may not know this but I just welcomed you six times. I did it in German, French, Swedish, Russian, Chinese, and English. Impressive huh? The multi-lingual Mr. …
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