For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
A trying begining Let me try to set the scene. I mean I’ll understand everything I say because I was there. Sadly, you weren’t, and may not understand my scene-setting techniques. Then again, I might not be very good this, and must take my share in the blame if the scene is not properly set. …
Some of you may know and some of you may not know, while some of you may not care, and at the same time, some of you may not be available to do either because you’re vacationing in the mountains outside of Parkersburg, West Virginia. But I was involved in a traffic accident last November. …
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