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...and then tradgedy struck A couple of weeks ago the most terrible thing happened. I wasn’t going to mention this horror in my life, but now that some time has passed, I feel I can man up and tell the world without totally freaking out. What happened was… I’m going to start crying. What happened …
A Chairy Prospect There is a special bond that forms between a man and his chair. If that chair reclines with a foot rest, the bond grows even stronger. If that chair also has a mechanical Shiatsu massage function, he may forget about his wife and children for extended periods of time. Many men throw …
A good sign for a billboard Hello Fans, and welcome to another exciting edition of ‘Try It, You’ll Like It’ with Mr. Ohh!. Actually, a better title might be ‘Try IT! You’ll Get Very Excited About IT For A While. Then You’ll Start To Spend Lot’s Of Money On IT But Will Soon Lose Interest …
Continue reading Insert Tab A Into… Holy Schnarts Where The Heck Is Slot B??
Let me ask you You’ve probably heard that our friend covid caused some teensy-weensy delivery delays. Well, I’m here to say that’s just nuts! In fact, I ordered a refrigerator with my tax refund, and it arrived this week. Of course, it was my 2020 refund and I ordered it in March of 2021, but …
Continue reading Decisions, Decisions? Either Way I’m Always Wrong!!!
I have come to the conclusion that my sister and wife have joined forces against me. Ohh! They are extremely subtle about it, kind of like the top-secret missions the CIA undertook to get embarrassing photos of Humphrey J Watkins in the 1960’s. You don’t know who Humphrey J Watkins is? Well, I guess those …
A Mr. Ohh’s sideways view EXTRA. Wow people is this ever exciting. Today is world laughter day and I truly feel I’m not doing my share. Earlier I went outside, stood in the yard and threw pies in people’s faces, but the pedestrian community I live in just called the cops. The fine wasn’t too …
A while back I went to one of those store closing, liquidation sales. It was great. I got a bunch of brand-new stuff I needed at something like eighty percent off. My wife asked me to pick up a skillet for her. This was a mistake on her part. The large almost fatal mistake was …
Continue reading Mistake To Misery The Tale Of An Iron Skillet
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the fatherly bonds which have connected them with his daughter, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle him, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that …
Last Wednesday I awoke and went into the bathroom. I realize this doesn’t sound very exciting, and isn’t up to my usual riveting standards, but let me assure you things will get better soon. Anyway, I was in the bathroom and flipped the light switch. However, flipping the switch yielded no light. Now there are …
You may or may not know, and may not care, but I was involved in a traffic accident last November. I’m not telling you this to get sympathy, however if some of you are having trouble stemming the flow of tears, I’ll accept monetary gifts. Please don’t hurt yourself in solidarity, I am all right. …
Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 