For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Some folks may have looked at the title of this post and had angry thoughts of burning me at the stake. It might be fun, but please don’t do that. I may be part of the White Not-So-Old Mens Club, but I am really a nice person, ask anybody. In fact, if you are a …
To everyone reading this, I want to thank you all. If I don’t post next week it’s because my cat has sent me to the great somewhere. No, not to Wal-Mart for more food. I’m trying to say that my cat is trying to assonate me. She figured out, just how allergic I am to …
I was reading in a book about a man who was living two lives. One as a suburban husband, and the other as a homicidal maniac. The reason he had to leave the house every night and go kill someone was because he hated his family. He couldn’t kill his family because of his wife’s …
Continue reading A Game For Kings, Geniuses, And At Least One Idiot
My great grandmother was very clear on one very important point. Well, she’s not my great grandmother. She’s my grandmother who is great. Just ask her and she’ll tell you for hours just how great she is. She’s a maternity nurse, which to hear her tell it is about two steps tougher than a marine …
Continue reading It’s All About The Beef, ‘Bout The Beef, No Cheddar
I am going to start my post today with an apology. I’m so very sorry. I didn’t know what I was thinking. How I could do something like that is beyond me? I have to blame the basic animal instincts I was born with, and just beg your forgiveness. Again, let me say just how …
Several months ago, I got a letter from my old alma mater. Whoopee!! So, they need more cash and think they should ask poor shmucks who haven’t come close to using their degrees in years to give it to them. You’d think intelligent professors in academia, would get the hint; I’m not sending you any …
To my adoring fans I can’t take credit for today’s post. It was actually written by my daughter, Princess Ohh!. I am transcribing it, and because I don’t believe in pure journalism, I will be making editorial comments along the way. If you don’t think that’s proper, I will be happy to introduce you to …
Let’s start today with something of great value. Trivia buffs all over the world will be baffled and you, yes you, will know the answer. Someday in the future when Mr. Ohh! has gained the popularity he so richly deserves, there will be a trivia contest. A questioned will be asked; How many species of …
I thought I was the master of my house, but I was sadly mistaken. My children, once again, got exactly what they wanted without my consent. I guess there is no denying it. I am now the proud owner of a cat. Oh, but not just any cat. A Bengal Cat. A rare breed apparently …
I swore I would never do it, and I’ve been very successful thus far. As I was growing up, I promised all the creatures of Heaven, Hell, and every other world now living and dead that I would never become my father. I have certified documents, signed and notarized, from all three of my children …
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