For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
An Ode to Autumn; The seasons change. New smells to savor Oh, how I wish They’d find new flavors!!!! Apple Blossom Time It’s true! I don’t know what September is like where you are, but where I live it’s all apples, apples, and then more apples. Don’t get me wrong I like apple cider, and …
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Stop Sign “Our daughters are the most precious of our treasures, the dearest possessions of our homes and the objects of our most watchful love.” This is a quote from Margaret Sangster. Who was she? I had no idea, until I asked the all-powerful Google. Google knows everything. Especially, things I don’t want to know, …
Finding first I do a bit of traveling for work, and while driving through Montana, a while back, I noticed something odd. In a small town I passed the First Baptist Church. My immediate thought was, “This is highly unlikely.” I don’t know a lot about the Baptists, but I’m reasonably sure they didn’t put …
Add it up When I was in high school, I took some higher mathematics. I further studied it in college. What I learned in those years of study was that Calculous is the study of finding the area under a curve. I also studied Natural Art. In Natural Art we learned that curves are the …
Continue reading If You Understand Any Of This… I’ll Give You Cookie!!
The before picture When I was young, I had a bike. It was green with twenty-six-inch wheels. That’s sixty-six-centimeters for all those folks who don’t live in the US. Even bigger than the wheels of racing bikes they use in Olympics. Once again, proving that Mr. Ohh! is better. Better at what? I don’t know, …
Bard Windows Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, I guess I won’t. Because around here, summer days really suck. I mean they’re hot, muggy, and full of bugs. Then again what did old Shakespeare know about women. How else do you explain the fact, he lived in London and his wife lived …
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I should not need a disclaimer here... Just for the record; I am not personally responsible for global warming. Also, just because I cut down a tree, does not mean I’m contributing to deforestation of the rainforests. The tree had been killed by ants, and was in a temperate zone. I guess my yard is …
Continue reading Who’s Right Or Wrong Doesn’t Matter. It’s Who’s Most Annoying That Counts!!
The pageantry I think I finally figured it all out. Well, maybe not all of it, but at least one great big thing. To have figured it all out would take some omnipotent being. Even if they did, they would probably look at us crazy humans and shake their head. I mean, we’re pretty weird. …
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A common scenerio Have you ever been cruising down the highway, as fast as you like, when all of a sudden there’s one crazy person who has the unmitigated gall to drive the speed limit? You hit the brakes, and find yourself going slower than molasses in January. You can’t pass him, because all the …
Continue reading Mr. Ohh!’s Salute To The Impatient Community
A Disclaimer I don’t want to sound judgmental, but there are an awful lot of idiots out there. Everyone has the right to be stupid, and I will defend this right to my dying day. Founding fathers died defending you right to be nuts. On the other hand, way too many folks are abusing this …
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Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 