For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
A question of pie I was watching a documentary about octopuses last week. Yes, I said octopuses not octopi. According to my college son, who in majoring in marine biology, this is the correct plural. So, don’t argue with me. This time I actually know what I’m talking about. So there. If you want to …
Snow job Where I live it is currently snowing. Not bad snowing like, say the south pole. More annoying snowing which makes you dread leaving the house. But since you know how to drive in it, you go about your day swearing that someday you’re moving to a tropical climate like Guam. Then you realize …
Continue reading Subject To Change Without No… Freaking Intelligent Reason!!
Conclusion I’ve come to a conclusion. Actually, I’ve come to a whole bunch of conclusions over the years. Coming to conclusions is kind of what I do. In fact, I was talking to my wife about this whole conclusion thing, just the other day. She, on the other hand, was ignoring me. Which is probably …
Continue reading The Complaint Department Is Located… Well… Everywhere!!!
Technology's gift It is said that: Ignorance can be cured, but Stupidity is forever. Way back when, we were ignorant of how things could be. Counsequently, our lives were hard. Because of this we tried to be smart and create things to make our lives easier, called devices. Once we began to rely on our …
Continue reading Our Bright Future Is Sending Us To The Past!!
Sports Talk A friend of mine’s daughter plays college volleyball. You probably don’t care very much. Well, shame on you! College athletics are important. They teach life skills such as; working as a team, sweating in public, the importance of getting other people to pay for your education, and, as in the case of her …
Continue reading In God We Trust! Well, As Long As He Has A Debit Card!!
An Ode to Autumn; The seasons change. New smells to savor Oh, how I wish They’d find new flavors!!!! Apple Blossom Time It’s true! I don’t know what September is like where you are, but where I live it’s all apples, apples, and then more apples. Don’t get me wrong I like apple cider, and …
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Stop Sign “Our daughters are the most precious of our treasures, the dearest possessions of our homes and the objects of our most watchful love.” This is a quote from Margaret Sangster. Who was she? I had no idea, until I asked the all-powerful Google. Google knows everything. Especially, things I don’t want to know, …
Finding first I do a bit of traveling for work, and while driving through Montana, a while back, I noticed something odd. In a small town I passed the First Baptist Church. My immediate thought was, “This is highly unlikely.” I don’t know a lot about the Baptists, but I’m reasonably sure they didn’t put …
Add it up When I was in high school, I took some higher mathematics. I further studied it in college. What I learned in those years of study was that Calculous is the study of finding the area under a curve. I also studied Natural Art. In Natural Art we learned that curves are the …
Continue reading If You Understand Any Of This… I’ll Give You Cookie!!
The before picture When I was young, I had a bike. It was green with twenty-six-inch wheels. That’s sixty-six-centimeters for all those folks who don’t live in the US. Even bigger than the wheels of racing bikes they use in Olympics. Once again, proving that Mr. Ohh! is better. Better at what? I don’t know, …
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