For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
I hate my life I hate my life. The biggest problem with this is I don’t have a bad life. I hate my life because things are okay, but I want more. Does that make any sense? No. Of course it doesn’t. I’m just being a spoiled American, who can’t deal with what I have. …
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Pondering The other day I was pondering. Of course, if you decide to ponder, it’s always better to ponder life’s great ponderables. If you’re not pondering ponderables, it’s really a worthless ponder. However, when pondering ponderables everything becomes a ponder worth pondering. In fact, my simple pondering came up with a fascinating ponderable to ponder …
Questioning the universe There is a great philosophical question: Why do we create? Now anybody can answer this question any way they like. I create so I can spread my wisdom across the ages. My uncle says he doesn’t care why, because he only creates havoc. My brother answered the question this way, “Duh, uh, …
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Something tha's totally beside the point Many years ago, I was sitting the green room of a local radio station, waiting to be interviewed. Actually, the room was painted a muted orange and there were three of us, from our local theatre group waiting to talk with a couple of DJs to promote out current …
A common scenerio Have you ever been cruising down the highway, as fast as you like, when all of a sudden there’s one crazy person who has the unmitigated gall to drive the speed limit? You hit the brakes, and find yourself going slower than molasses in January. You can’t pass him, because all the …
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What is happening? I was at my local donut place and saw something disturbing. They’re selling avocado toast, and almond milk lattes at the donut shop. They even had a bran donut with sugar-free glaze. I was shocked! This is the donut shop. The last bastion of unhealthy caloric goodness in the world, and they …
Continue reading It’s Time Somebody Stood Up For Everything Else!!!
A Disclaimer I don’t want to sound judgmental, but there are an awful lot of idiots out there. Everyone has the right to be stupid, and I will defend this right to my dying day. Founding fathers died defending you right to be nuts. On the other hand, way too many folks are abusing this …
Continue reading It’s Not A Conspiracy Theory If Mr. Ohh Proves It!!
Amazing things Do you know what always amazes me? A lot of things actually. You would be hard pressed to pick one thing. Frankly, if you bothered to answer the question at all, you had a better than ninety percent chance you’d be right no matter what you said. Forget I mentioned it. It was …
The Mr. Ohh! Shopping System Here’s the Mr. Ohh! question of the day; Does anyone out there in blog land like to go holiday shopping? I bet I’ll get a resounding “NO! to this. I may get a few yesses and that’s cool, but still, I think ‘No’ will be the overwhelmingly popular answer. And …
No it's not really World Laughter Day but for me it's almost as good. I have been put on the ari of a real radio station. The DJ even asked me to be the elf who helped him promote it here is the recording Yup this is really Mr. Ohh! Press play to hear Wasn't that …
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