For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Holiday Cooking... I like to cook as much as anybody. Okay, that’s a lie. I guess I shouldn’t start lying so quickly. I mean it could set the wrong tone of the post. Also, at this time of year, Santa is watching. If I keep telling lies, I won’t get the newest kitchen gadget under …
Holiday Spirits Ohh, how I love the holiday season. I love it all; The dinners, The eggnog, The carols, The brandy-soaked treats, The decorations, The peppermint schnapps, The shopping, The holiday ales, and of course the fact that we get together so often with friends to drink bourbon. Yep, I love it. (hic) Excuse me. …
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An old problem In America and maybe the world there is an aging population. Like you needed me to tell you that. As a result, there is a growing industry surrounding aging. I myself get somewhere between four to about nine-hundred robot calls every asking me if I’m ready for aging. No, I’m Not! I’m …
Continue reading I’m Concerened For the Man, He’s Old And Frail!!
The bad and the good of it I’m not one to jump up on a soap box and start criticizing the world. Well, actually I am. But I’m not someone who tries to impose my views on others. Okay, I do that too. But I’m certainly not the type of person who looks at everyone …
If you want to see mice or princesses A few years back, I paid large amounts of money to go to an upscale theme-park and see mice. After that experience, I’m seriously thinking about charging admission to my garage. You can see a whole bunch of mice there. As well as lots of spiders. Then …
Continue reading This Space For Rent! Cheap!! In Fact, We’ll Pay You!!!
Where shall I begin? Where I live, we just had a local election. Would like to know what I love about elections? When they’re over! The thing is, around here, they’re never over. They start about a year before you can vote, with folks at the market waving petitions in your face. Then a cute …
Continue reading Going Around In My Election Cycle. Around And Around And Around…
Halloween; At least where I am Bubble, bubble, toil and double. I’d better have candy there’ll be trouble. Yep, it’s Halloween in the USA, and that means the candy companies’ profits will go sky-high selling smaller snacks folks give out to Trick or Treaters for much higher prices. Now, I don’t mind this tradition, but …
New suit Old fit It’s my lucky day!! Or not! Yesterday, I received a loaded debit card with the settlement from the class action suit I was involved in. Before I get into specifics, let me explain the suit. It appears my electric company has been overcharging its customers for the last ten years. In …
Continue reading I’m Tired Of The Smoke And Mirrors Things Are Never As They Appear
Or chids Or not In today’s installment of; Everything you wanted to know about Mr. Ohh! But were afraid to ask. We learn he is an Orchid enthusiast. Big deal! This just means, I buy extremely expensive plants, that will probably never bloom, and will most likely die because I don’t know how to care …
The setting As the auditorium fills you see the black curtain hiding the stage. It is a scene of dread, and you feel a cold chill running down your back. Yep, the guy behind you spilled his Vodka & Tonic all over you and your seat. Why’d it have to be a sellout? No changing …
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