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Let's talk TV I admit I don’t watch much, but television is nuts. Seventeen minutes of every hour of television is ads. Commercials are okay. Some of my best comedic material comes from the silly slogans and jingles. I have no problem with advertisements. BUT… If you want to hear me read this Press Play …
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Start with a song You all know the song so sing along School Daze School Daze Dear old Golden Rule days (more like Time to break some rules days) Oops. Sorry! Don’t mind me. Keep going. Readin’ and ritein’ and ‘rithmatic Okay, I’ve got to stop this again. How can this iconic song about school …
Add it up When I was in high school, I took some higher mathematics. I further studied it in college. What I learned in those years of study was that Calculous is the study of finding the area under a curve. I also studied Natural Art. In Natural Art we learned that curves are the …
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My new RV Apparently, at some point in the recent past, I purchased a recreational vehicle. I hope I like the color. Also, I seriously hope I got one of those awning things for sunny days. You can’t survive hot weather without one of those. You’d think I would’ve remembered details like these, but frankly, …
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Oh, how I love this joyful time of the year. There are colors everywhere. There are lights on the houses, and hundreds of inflatable giant things all over people’s lawns. Although, I’m not sure what inflatable Minions and Mickey Mice with Santa hats have to do with promoting Christmas cheer. I mean when I walk …
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The Declaration of Independence clearly states that all men, women, and children have inalienable rights. Actually, it doesn’t mention women or children at all, but I was afraid if I didn’t mention them, some group out there would take offense, feel I slighted them in some way, possibly taking to the streets with torches and …
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