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They're Baaaaaaack Two weeks ago, my son came home from college. At least, I think he did. Not because I’ve actually seen him, but more for the scientific evidence he leaves behind. For instance, I went out for donuts on Sunday. I always get two jelly-filled, for a mid-morning snack. This week the jellies mysteriously …
I want to know, and I want to know now, what ignorant sociopath came up with the plain donut? Is this a marketing tool of some kind? Perhaps, they think we can lose weight and feel-good eating plain donuts. Don’t be an idiot. It’s still deep-fired sugar filled dough. It still has about a bazillion …
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