The Duel: Lilies At Thirty Paces, FIRE!!!

Good Nieghbors I am one of those odd people who actually like my neighbors. On the left side is Jim and Donna. I’ve only seen, or heard from them three times. They keep their car in the garage, every so often I see the door open, and it drives away. I never see it come …

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You’d Think Mother Nature Would Learn To Clean Up After Herself

Something for all the poetry lovers A nature poem from the pen, or more likely the computer, of the famed poet Mista Angel-Ohh! “If I were a bird I’d say Tweet, Tweet, Tweet.  I’d go to the feeder, and Eat, Eat, Eat.  Tasting yummy seeds, I’d think Yes, Yes, Yes.  And proceed to make a …

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Fifty Shades Of Shade

It was the poet Joyce Kilmer who wrote, “I think that I shall never see, a greater pain in the rump than a tree!” No wait, sorry about that. It was his wife Aline, who was sick and tired of all the stupid rewrites. I’m starting to agree with her and I actually love trees. …

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In The Contest Man vs Nature… Nature Cheats

My wife has a smart phone. I, in turn, have a stupid one. My phone works great. It rings. I say “Hello,” and hold conversations. After all, it’s a telephone. My wife’s smart phone is a device. That means it does a million things from telling jokes to predicting the weather to saying how long …

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