It Was Broke… And Now I Am!!

A nice little story Imagine a small pristine country town surrounded by orchards, dairy farms and fields of corn. The town square has six buildings; A church, A store that sells everything, but it’s not Walmart. You have to drive ten miles to get to one of those. How inconvenient! Anyway, there’s also an abandoned …

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The Mr. Ohh! Bus Is Here But Is Doesn’t Stop Where You Are

Great News Well, we’re moving now. I’m proud to announce that I’ve been promoted. I’m not talking about those silly promotions they give at your meaningless place of employment. I’m not stupid enough to want some corner office with floor to ceiling windows overlooking the city. I don’t want the idiot task of going to …

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A Special Offer Just For YOU… And Well Anybody

Oh Boy am I excited! I have been designated to receive a unique honor. This one-of-a-kind opportunity doesn’t come along to just anybody. I, Mr. Ohh! have been moved from just being one of the masses to the status of royalty. If you’ve ever heard the song Royals, by Lorde, you know she’ll never be …

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