Happy New Arbitrary Whatever!!

A sincere wish, and I hope I do it right I would like to wish everyone around the globe a very Happy and Prosperous New Year. That was the easy part. The hard part is asking if those folks are having a great summer, or a fun winter, whether it’s raining or snowing or even …

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It Was Christmas Eve… Last Year… Or Something Like That

A bad song worth a couple hundred words Last Christmas, I gave you, my heart. The very next day, you gave it away… Ohh boo hoo! You broke up a year ago and you’re still pining. No matter how you look at it, this is not my problem, yet it’s played all over the radio. …

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*What?? Sorry, No! The Elves Can’t Make That!!!

Questions... I have a question. The stupid thing is that I will still have this very same question when I finish this post. In fact, by the end, I will probably have even more questions, because my brain is constantly working, and as such wonders about several things all at once. It’s really a burden …

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For You I Have Such A Deal You Ain’t Gonna Believe!

Welcome to August Welcome to August. A very significant month in my life. Not only is it the peak of summer in the northern parts of the world, but it is also the month where my thoughts change from paying off Christmas bills to thinking about managing next year’s holiday debts. Yes, for thirty-one glorious …

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Resolution #1 This Year I Resolve Not To Be Eaten By A Tiger

A week later Well, once again we’ve completed the annual festival of carbs, candy, and creative lies, we call Christmas. It’s an interesting festival, filled with Church Fellowship, silent nights of family togetherness, and an attempt to break all seven deadly sins. I mean Gluttony and Sloth are easy with all that food around, but …

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New (to me) Holiday Traditions That I Don’t Understand

My Grandparents tradition My grandparents had a seven-foot, aluminum foil, Christmas tree every year. It stood on a base that spun it around. On it hung blue and green balls, nothing else. Above it was a yellow light and below was a spinning thing that changed the floodlight illuminating it from red to blue to …

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