How a Relaxing Theme Park / Beach Vacation Turned Into a Bloody Mary Disaster

Nature calls Well Whoop-Dee-Do! I went on vacation. For me this usually means going to some forest lodge somewhere and spending quality time choking on campfire smoke and being eaten by parasitic insects. Not my children by the way. Good times! If you want to hear me read this Press Play If not read on …

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It’s Cold, Wet,And Good For You… What More Do You Want??

In this life there are certain things we as humans need: Clean air to breathe, Sparkling water to drink, Wholesome food to eat, and a great mechanic with good prices to keep our cars going. Remember, when I say sparkling water, I mean that it sparkles when the sun hits it as it flows down …

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