For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Glad to be here Hello Friends! It’s so good to be with you. Okay, I guess I’m not really with you. In point of fact, I could be sleeping right now, and you wouldn’t know it. You’re likely reading my words and feeling as though I were right next to you. Sadly though, I’m not. …
Times be a changing I have noticed a disturbing trend. It has creeped into our lives in a very subtle way and grown into a destructive entity destroying our collective soul. Like a societal tapeworm reproducing itself a million times, in a thousand different forms. If you want top hear me read this Press Play …
Continue reading A Serious Threat To Our National Security!! (Okay Maybe Not)
An Ode to Autumn; The seasons change. New smells to savor Oh, how I wish They’d find new flavors!!!! Apple Blossom Time It’s true! I don’t know what September is like where you are, but where I live it’s all apples, apples, and then more apples. Don’t get me wrong I like apple cider, and …
Continue reading For A Limited Time Only!! Pumpkin Spice Mr. Ohh!
Start with a song You all know the song so sing along School Daze School Daze Dear old Golden Rule days (more like Time to break some rules days) Oops. Sorry! Don’t mind me. Keep going. Readin’ and ritein’ and ‘rithmatic Okay, I’ve got to stop this again. How can this iconic song about school …
What we didn't want You know what I like about computers? Nothing!! And the real problem is they’re everywhere. You can’t go to your own kitchen without being followed by a computer. I just got a new toaster and there’s a freaking computer in it. I don’t know why? It’s not like the computer can …
They're Baaaaaaack Two weeks ago, my son came home from college. At least, I think he did. Not because I’ve actually seen him, but more for the scientific evidence he leaves behind. For instance, I went out for donuts on Sunday. I always get two jelly-filled, for a mid-morning snack. This week the jellies mysteriously …
Start with a question Here’s a question for all those ultra-intelligent techies in Silicon Valley: If AI is so smart, why can’t they teach it to lie and click those little boxes that say, “I am not a robot”? Don’t even try to tell me it’s because they’re too noble, and can’t make AI lie. …
Golden nuggets of wisdom Lately, I’ve been thinking about food and how glorious chicken nuggets are. If you don’t understand the wonder of these glorious golden beauties, let me explain. Supposedly they’re made of ‘all-white-meat’ chicken. Maybe, maybe not. Let’s just accept this as truth, and move on. They’re probably some form of meat, so …
Continue reading It’s Not The Goal, It’s The Journey… And The Journey SUCKS!!
Sorry You may have noticed I did not post last week. Ohh, I hope you noticed. I’m really sensitive about things like that, and you wouldn’t want to see me cry. It’s not a pretty sight. Then again, maybe you would. I mean people love horror movies. Don’t they? If you want to hear me …
Continue reading I Usually Like Food, And That’s What’s Eating Me!!
What is happening? I was at my local donut place and saw something disturbing. They’re selling avocado toast, and almond milk lattes at the donut shop. They even had a bran donut with sugar-free glaze. I was shocked! This is the donut shop. The last bastion of unhealthy caloric goodness in the world, and they …
Continue reading It’s Time Somebody Stood Up For Everything Else!!!
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