For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
What we didn't want You know what I like about computers? Nothing!! And the real problem is they’re everywhere. You can’t go to your own kitchen without being followed by a computer. I just got a new toaster and there’s a freaking computer in it. I don’t know why? It’s not like the computer can …
They're Baaaaaaack Two weeks ago, my son came home from college. At least, I think he did. Not because I’ve actually seen him, but more for the scientific evidence he leaves behind. For instance, I went out for donuts on Sunday. I always get two jelly-filled, for a mid-morning snack. This week the jellies mysteriously …
Start with a question Here’s a question for all those ultra-intelligent techies in Silicon Valley: If AI is so smart, why can’t they teach it to lie and click those little boxes that say, “I am not a robot”? Don’t even try to tell me it’s because they’re too noble, and can’t make AI lie. …
Golden nuggets of wisdom Lately, I’ve been thinking about food and how glorious chicken nuggets are. If you don’t understand the wonder of these glorious golden beauties, let me explain. Supposedly they’re made of ‘all-white-meat’ chicken. Maybe, maybe not. Let’s just accept this as truth, and move on. They’re probably some form of meat, so …
Continue reading It’s Not The Goal, It’s The Journey… And The Journey SUCKS!!
Sorry You may have noticed I did not post last week. Ohh, I hope you noticed. I’m really sensitive about things like that, and you wouldn’t want to see me cry. It’s not a pretty sight. Then again, maybe you would. I mean people love horror movies. Don’t they? If you want to hear me …
Continue reading I Usually Like Food, And That’s What’s Eating Me!!
What is happening? I was at my local donut place and saw something disturbing. They’re selling avocado toast, and almond milk lattes at the donut shop. They even had a bran donut with sugar-free glaze. I was shocked! This is the donut shop. The last bastion of unhealthy caloric goodness in the world, and they …
Continue reading It’s Time Somebody Stood Up For Everything Else!!!
Holiday Cooking... I like to cook as much as anybody. Okay, that’s a lie. I guess I shouldn’t start lying so quickly. I mean it could set the wrong tone of the post. Also, at this time of year, Santa is watching. If I keep telling lies, I won’t get the newest kitchen gadget under …
Something my brother The other day my brother and I were having dinner. He mentioned how much he likes sushi. I prefer sashimi, not wanting all that rice. He countered by identifying the various varieties and textures of sushi, maintaining that sashimi was, after all, just fish. I actually agreed with him. However, I responded, …
Continue reading Really!! How Real Is The Reality In Reality TV??
What I wanted The other day I wanted a donut. Normally, I would’ve done what any sane person would do in such cases, go to a donut shop, and buy some. Unfortunately. my sister was visiting me. She scowled at my store-bought donut idea, saying she could make donuts far better than those. I agreed, …
Question everything There’s a company called Impossible Foods. Once again Mr. Ohh! must challenge this for the good of all. If these foods are impossible, then how can folks be making them. Obviously they’re possible. Also, they must be profitable, or again no one would know about them. Elsewise there would be some nerdy inventor, …
Continue reading This Could Change The World As We Know It!!
