The Duel: Lilies At Thirty Paces, FIRE!!!

Good Nieghbors I am one of those odd people who actually like my neighbors. On the left side is Jim and Donna. I’ve only seen, or heard from them three times. They keep their car in the garage, every so often I see the door open, and it drives away. I never see it come …

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I Love My Family, But Do I Really Love Them All That Much??

When I was young I didn't understand When I was a small little Ohh of ten there was an odd old man that lived at the end of the block named Mr. Fenster. As he had the corner lot, and it was on the path to the elementary school, we were always cutting across his …

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You’d Think Mother Nature Would Learn To Clean Up After Herself

Something for all the poetry lovers A nature poem from the pen, or more likely the computer, of the famed poet Mista Angel-Ohh! “If I were a bird I’d say Tweet, Tweet, Tweet.  I’d go to the feeder, and Eat, Eat, Eat.  Tasting yummy seeds, I’d think Yes, Yes, Yes.  And proceed to make a …

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We Must Pay For Our Crimes

I opened my mail today. Not e-mail, this was an official looking envelope with a stamp and everything. The letter was from Greenpeace. I was going to ignore it. Greenpeace usually only sends letters for two reasons: Donations or they want you to help blockade an oil tanker in a rubber boat. Now I don’t …

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And Amber Waves Of Weeds

You may or may not know, and may not care, but I was involved in a traffic accident last November. I’m not telling you this to get sympathy, however if some of you are having trouble stemming the flow of tears, I’ll accept monetary gifts. Please don’t hurt yourself in solidarity, I am all right. …

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