For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
It's only natural I have a healthy respect for Nature. In fact, I love Nature. When I go out into Nature, I am in awe of what I see. Unfortunately, Nature does not feel the same about me. Nature disrespects me whenever it can. Even, the lowly weeds in my garden are signs of Nature …
Continue reading May It Please The Court, Some New Evidence Has Come To Light
A Prequel (because I've always wanted a prequel) Before I start, I want to say something. Of course, even after what I just said I understand I’ve already started simply by saying, “Before I start…” However, before I continue starting… Now there’s an interesting statement. Can one truly ‘continue starting’? I mean starting is something …
Continue reading THE QUEST; A Journey Of Miles, A Song Of Sorrow, And The Tale Of A Toilet Seat
I bought a house (sort of) Twenty-one years ago, I bought my house. I agreed to pay for this home for thirty years. Which means it really won’t be my home for another nine years. Of course, this only means I won’t pay the bank anymore. I will still have to make a monthly payment, …
I don't understand I once attended a comedy show. It was excellent except for one part. The headliner started a joke by saying how he hated ‘Stupid People.’ Then he proceeded to talk about these people, and his hatred, for over half an hour. I don’t understand. If he hates these folks as much as …
...and then tradgedy struck A couple of weeks ago the most terrible thing happened. I wasn’t going to mention this horror in my life, but now that some time has passed, I feel I can man up and tell the world without totally freaking out. What happened was… I’m going to start crying. What happened …
I have come to the conclusion that my sister and wife have joined forces against me. Ohh! They are extremely subtle about it, kind of like the top-secret missions the CIA undertook to get embarrassing photos of Humphrey J Watkins in the 1960’s. You don’t know who Humphrey J Watkins is? Well, I guess those …
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