For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Questions that don't need answers The question has often been asked; “What Kind of idiot do you think I am??” This question fascinates me, because it implies there are multiple kinds of idiots. In my humble opinion there is only one kind. An idiot is an idiot. i.e. Someone who does idiotic things. Little things, …
Colorful history In 1912 the first electric traffic light was installed in Cleveland, Ohio. Wow! That’s a great bit of trivia. But I’m betting you don’t really care all that much. Actually, I don’t care all that much either. So, we’re all in the same boat. However, there is a point to all this nonsense, …
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Highly toxic Did you know that the most highly venomous creature in the world is a snail? More importantly, do you have the slightest interest in what the most venomous creature might be? Well, either way I’m going to continue. It’s my post, and I can do anything I want. Neener, Neener! If you want …
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I'll did it, but why? Today, I want to stop, and thank all the little people who made me what I am. I don’t know most of you and probably never will. Frankly, I’m not sure why I’m thanking you in the first place. But they say, famous folks should stop and thank the little …
Continue reading The Perks of Being Smart: A Comedic Reflection
A trying begining Let me try to set the scene. I mean I’ll understand everything I say because I was there. Sadly, you weren’t, and may not understand my scene-setting techniques. Then again, I might not be very good this, and must take my share in the blame if the scene is not properly set. …
War is heck War is Hell! The constant battles, the dreams lost, the heartache, the lousy toilets. It’s all so terrible. Also, there’s just no end to it. The conflict seems to rage forever. Even if you’re victorious, the scars will be with you for a lifetime. At times, you lose focus, and no longer …
I wish I could just watch A serious problem with being Mr. Ohh! is; I can’t turn my brain off. I wish I could. It would be wonderful to be able to sit in front of the television, with a basket of chips resting on my oversized belly, drinking a beer, while yelling at the …
On the job On my last job, which really isn’t worth remembering, I had a very gung-ho supervisor. She had a unique way of doing things. She would ask me to do an impossible task saying, “I never ask anyone to do anything I wouldn’t do myself.” That’s a terrible thing to say. If you’ve …
Holiday parties How can any discussion of the holiday fail to mention the holiday get togethers? Actually, very easily. I’ve been discussing the season for seven years and never mentioned them. The reason for this is simple; They baffle the schnarts out of me. If you want to hear me read this Press Play If …
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A leg up Some of you may know I recently damaged my leg. If you didn’t, you do now. Let’s move on. This week, I had my last doctor’s appointment. She said it was my last, but I’m betting I’ll be in her office again. You see I do stupid things, and she’s the doctor …
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