For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Holiday parties How can any discussion of the holiday fail to mention the holiday get togethers? Actually, very easily. I’ve been discussing the season for seven years and never mentioned them. The reason for this is simple; They baffle the schnarts out of me. If you want to hear me read this Press Play If …
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A leg up Some of you may know I recently damaged my leg. If you didn’t, you do now. Let’s move on. This week, I had my last doctor’s appointment. She said it was my last, but I’m betting I’ll be in her office again. You see I do stupid things, and she’s the doctor …
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Conclusion I’ve come to a conclusion. Actually, I’ve come to a whole bunch of conclusions over the years. Coming to conclusions is kind of what I do. In fact, I was talking to my wife about this whole conclusion thing, just the other day. She, on the other hand, was ignoring me. Which is probably …
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Mother Recently, my siblings, and I, moved my mother into a senior living facility. I was very worried. When I was a senior in college, we did nothing but party. My mother may have been a party girl at one time, but these days she lives a more sedate existence. I just didn’t see her …
Older Recently, I celebrated my birthday. I understand most of you don’t celebrate birthdays, because they’re childish. Actually, I agree with you. However, any day which causes friends and family to fight over who’s buying my meals, and especially drinks, is okay with me. Add to the fact that, some folks feel it necessary to …
Glad to be here Hello Friends! It’s so good to be with you. Okay, I guess I’m not really with you. In point of fact, I could be sleeping right now, and you wouldn’t know it. You’re likely reading my words and feeling as though I were right next to you. Sadly though, I’m not. …
What I Know Look, I’ve been an entertainer for long time. In fact, I was on the road as a stand-up comedian for a couple of years. I don’t know if I was hilarious or not. But many folks find throwing things at the stage quite enjoyable. So, either way, I was a hit. These …
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I should not need a disclaimer here... Just for the record; I am not personally responsible for global warming. Also, just because I cut down a tree, does not mean I’m contributing to deforestation of the rainforests. The tree had been killed by ants, and was in a temperate zone. I guess my yard is …
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Let's sign It is said, “The most important thing in any relationship is communication.” Surprisingly I actually agree with this one. Bet that one caught you off guard. I really didn’t mean to upset you, but sometimes I have to shake things up. What actually set me on this journey was, something I saw a …
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The pageantry I think I finally figured it all out. Well, maybe not all of it, but at least one great big thing. To have figured it all out would take some omnipotent being. Even if they did, they would probably look at us crazy humans and shake their head. I mean, we’re pretty weird. …
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Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 