How I Named the Coolest Street Ever!!

Learning problem They say, “You’re never too old to learn.” This may be true, but at a certain point in life, it should change to, “You’re never too old to pick up some useless fact which will haunt you for the rest of your life.” I have reached that point, and I don’t like it. …

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A Serious Threat To Our National Security!! (Okay Maybe Not)

Times be a changing I have noticed a disturbing trend. It has creeped into our lives in a very subtle way and grown into a destructive entity destroying our collective soul. Like a societal tapeworm reproducing itself a million times, in a thousand different forms. If you want top hear me read this Press Play …

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The Duel: Lilies At Thirty Paces, FIRE!!!

Good Nieghbors I am one of those odd people who actually like my neighbors. On the left side is Jim and Donna. I’ve only seen, or heard from them three times. They keep their car in the garage, every so often I see the door open, and it drives away. I never see it come …

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Crime And PUN-Ishment!!!

What happened Six weeks ago, the horrors of a demented world descended upon the tiny gated community where Mr. Ohh! calls home. Heathens from the darker side of humanity invaded our space and our simple lives will never be the same. Wow this sounds impressive and important, but it really wasn’t. If you want to …

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Our House Is A Very, Very, Very Fine House

I just made a realization. This will be my one-hundred-seventy-fifth post and I rarely talk about myself. I happen to be one of the most amazing things I can imagine. In fact, I find myself an extremely fascinating, witty, highly intelligent, brilliant conversationalist. My wife goes so far as to say I’m a legend in …

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Fifty Shades Of Shade

It was the poet Joyce Kilmer who wrote, “I think that I shall never see, a greater pain in the rump than a tree!” No wait, sorry about that. It was his wife Aline, who was sick and tired of all the stupid rewrites. I’m starting to agree with her and I actually love trees. …

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