A Game For Kings, Geniuses, And At Least One Idiot

I was reading in a book about a man who was living two lives. One as a suburban husband, and the other as a homicidal maniac. The reason he had to leave the house every night and go kill someone was because he hated his family. He couldn’t kill his family because of his wife’s …

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It’s Not That Bad… It’s So Much Worse

Last year I was in a bar, or pub, biergarten, club, or whatever, for my international followers. Don’t say I never think of you people. Though I still don’t understand why English isn’t English the world over, I still love and respect you. Actually. I’m not sure they use English in the southern US, but …

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Line, Line, Everywhere A Line…

How many actors can you name? The bigger question is: Of all those actors how many have had TV shows and movies? The biggest question is: Did any of you think to mention Mr. Ohh!? Yes, I am a professional actor. Don’t start looking for to buy my hair on eBay or searching my trash …

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